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Damn! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World told Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” that the Jolie-Pitts might want as many as fourteen children! Double damn! She wouldn’t be saying that if they came out of her dilation area. That would be one tired opening. Angie’s getting in Mia Farrow territory. Thankfully, Brad’s not the Woody Allen-type and won’t be dating any of his adopted children.
On Thursday’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart wondered how many kids Jolie wanted in all, asking: “How high we going, you think?”
Replied Jolie: “It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14.” The audience howled and Jolie laughed, and Stewart said, “Wow, I’ll tell you this: I admire that, because two is kicking my ass.”
Jolie quipped: “Yeah, I understand that. Four is kind of kicking our ass, but we kind of feel like, ‘Damn it, we’re up for the challenge!’ ”
Adopt the world, Angie! Jolie also talked about how she was banning certain news organizations and putting the kibosh on certain questions being asked at the premiere the other night. Angie blamed it on her rep and called it “excessive”, saying she wouldn’t have put it out there. All I wanted to say is that in solidarity with Angie’s attempts to adopt the world, I am adopting a nineteen year old blond blue eyed German named Sven who benches 225, plays rugby, and isn’t afraid to cry in the arms of a queer troll Irish gossip blogger.
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See Angelina Jolie’s interview on “The Daily Show” after the jump.
Bitches, this is my plane now! Everyone in the back. There’s bread and water for all!
Has the curtain closed on our play yet?
Loved it!
Zahara (walks in with the backhand to Mad) “Your Mom is in Cambodia stupid.” Daddy Brad is fed up and so am I I told you and Angie this is Z’s World! Angie told me we were going to have to take the blood that she took in those little vials from each of us to clone with the egg that she is calling Trex found in that archeologic dig in Australia. This chick is nuts dude!
“Shy, if you see any rocks, swerve sharply to port side. Here’s your night time bottle.”
Well hell. Can’t top that!!!!
ANGE : Shiloh, I’ll take over now, thank you for your co-operation. You’ll have your license, just as soon as your feet reach the pedals. Ahhhh, that’s better. I feel very refreshed after my nap and my snack. I love eating fresh air. Man, what is that smell? Brad ! Christ, what are you doing ?Stop licking that window
To be continued …….
Zahara: Where’s my ‘chute? I’m out of here. I have had it with these loonies…
AND CURTAIN!
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You guys are too much! Too much time at work on a Friday. Bravo!
DAMN! angelina is so cool. this woman is hotness and brains personified.
Aww man…sorry I missed the play! You guys kill me!!!
First of all, sounds like a joke. (I mean wasn’t the laughter a hint?)
Secondly, there are plenty of people that have 13/14 kids who live their lives grabbing what they can off the state.
Thirdly, the person going on and on about Angelina’s mental health….get a life. How can you judge someone you don’t know? You are making serious judgements based on magazine and tv interviews. You sound like you have issues and not Angelina.
Dee — would you be talking to me? Would you prefer that I call her a “whore” or “snake” or “psychotic bitch” like everyone else? Would that make you feel better? I think saying she has unaddressed mental health issues is pretty darn nice, considering she herself revealed her cutting, lack of feelings and everything else.