15 Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes

March 1st, 2011 // 8 Comments

We kind of wish we were on the drug called Charlie Sheen right about now. Sure, his show was suspended for the rest of the season. And his publicist just quit. And he’s basically the laughing stock of Hollywood. BUT the man has magical powers, guys. He’s got poetry in his fingertips. And tiger blood. AND Adonis DNA.

Last week, the Two and a Half Men actor delivered at least a dozen hilarious one-liners while on syndicated radio program “The Alex Jones Show.” Yesterday, he sat down with several media outlets for “exclusive” interviews. And everything he said was gold. Pure 24-karat gold. For more, watch ABC’s 20/20 tonight at 10 p.m. EST.

Or launch the gallery to check out 15 reasons why we don’t want him to shut up. You can thank us later.

By Alexandra Finkel

  1. NadePaulKuciGravMcKi

    What did Michael Jackson try to say?
    Charlie Sheen questions Obama about 9/11
    despite AIPAC controlled media censorship.
    Mel Gibson does not play dumb about 9/11 either.

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    Chuck
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I didn’t realize Bono and Mick Jagger had a kid.. 60 years old.

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  5. Keir

    So where are these quotes? I clicked on a link to that offered them, and instead I got this. I thought Google was changing its algorithm to deal with such sites.

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