Stephen Hawking is releasing a new non-fiction book titled Paris Hilton: A Waste of Molecules. According to Mr. Hawkings research, Paris Hilton has been born and bred just to further the Hilton Hotel name. Mr. Hawking is quoted as saying, "I mean who hasn't joked, 'Have you slept in the Hilton?'" Through Mr. Hawking's research he has discovered that she was born an bred to become a Hilton Hotel marketing tool. It's been suggested that Paris' mother, Kathy Hilton, actually filmed Paris' porn tapes, and will be releasing one, in a collection of fifty, twice a year. There will be more information to follow with an official press release from Mr. Hawking.
Ru says:
this is kind of sad...what has this blog come to? this wasnt even "funny"
paris is taking everything downhill.
al says:
WHAT? If that is true, that is a sad, sad family...
amanda says:
It is totally true... well almost... she is really a ROBOT. I know! Can you believe it? She is totally a slutty robot marketing tool. She has a camera in her stupid little head and the Hiltons can control her remotely from any location they chose. It's totally mobile, totally slutty, totally stupid and totally hot!
mediaphyter says:
hey, i thought it was pretty funny... :-D
Erica says:
That is the lamest story I have ever heard! Who really thinks of the hotel when they think of Paris? Most people think about "the Simple Life," porn and parties. I hope his publisher doesn't waste his money on that idea.
MissPhit says:
Actually, new facts just to hand show that Paris Hilton is not in fact a ROBOT as first suspected, but a PUPPET (dancing for her family and their estate). Kinda explains her similarity to Joe 90 now doesn't it? (No. Seriously, go check out some pics!) I was sure i could see strings for a while there...
jack e. jett says:
very happening site. i am digging it...like i dig cereal. i laughed and peed on myself.
the i did it again....and again.
i love loving you.
jack e.jett
www.jackejett.com
Jayne says:
Love the Hawking piece. Whatever you say though
she is a phenomenon, and (some) people are
fascinated!
Jayne
www.Imdoku.com
Anon says:
While we're sitting around with nothing better to do than write about her online, she's laughing all the way to the bank and sleeping her way through a bunch of rather hot, young, desirable men. Why not?
angel says:
I cant stand paris hilton. I think she is a brainless bimbo. I can believe a lot of shit about her but her mother video taping her?? that's just beyond. I mean what guy could crack a bar while the mother of the chick is taping it? dont answer that im sure there are guys out there that would do a mother daughter combo lol, eww its all just too sick. Sex sells, always will she aint dont anything new. I watched the porno and it looked like a greyhound impaled on a some dudes flag pole :D
HMMM>> says:
Hmm..ok...while sum guy sat down and not only wrote about Paris ..but researched her and her family...isn't that a waste of time? Isn't it funny how sum ppl spend a lil 2 much tym talking about ppl they cant stand..really makes ya wonder. This book will just make Paris that bit more famous..hey I wish i was a waste of molecules like her (not to her extent but close!! hehe) I can think of far more ppl who waste the air we breathe than Paris Hilton!
Some person says:
hmm how many pictures has anyone seen of her and her family....together???
Maybe her reaching out towards porn is the result of a un-happy home and neglective family. She's most likely only doing this because she needs some form of wanting, careing and 'love'
awww she's all alone maybe if she was smart she coulf go home and atturly try have a convo other than how much money they have. You dont need money to be HAPPY