Meet The New Kevin Federline

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Kevin, is that really you? The banker look is quite fitting, and do I dare say that he cleans up pretty nicely. Plus, with this wardrobe he doesn't give off his typical "I'm sooooo stoned" look, even though he has that same "I'm sooooo stoned" smile. What is this makeover for? To promote his upcoming CD, of course.

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To promote his record release this August, rapper Kevin Federline, 28, submitted to a haircut, a shave and a wardrobe overhaul at a May photo shoot for Item magazine (out on June 5). After the makeover, he shared his philosophy on fatherhood, fame and fastfood.

On the public: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On rumors: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21."

On his kids: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On his image: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

(Source: Item Magazine via US Weekly)






32 Comments

He looks like a republican.

May 31, 2006 3:15 PM

britney,

be strong. you're a little hormonal right now. he's a little cleaner than usual but you now how he really is.

viva perry!

Kevin's the one who'll be working at Taco Bell!

Apparently you can lead a horse to a suit and a haircut... but you can't make it clip its nails... ewww!

Are those his coke nails or does he use them like roach clips?... oh... wait... it's K-Fed... BOTH!

May 31, 2006 3:27 PM

He looks like a pencil-neck dork! Looks like he runs a used car lot.

You can polish a turd, but it's still a turd.

Nice try, K-Fed.

May 31, 2006 3:29 PM

If he would just shut up he wouldn't sound so stupid....

He looks like John Tesh.

May 31, 2006 3:40 PM

He still looks like ick. And those nails! Barf!

May 31, 2006 3:41 PM

I'd agree with the Taco Bell comment above. He's pure CHEESE! Next...

May 31, 2006 3:45 PM

JOSH!! NOOOOO!!!! Why did you make me look at the fingernails?! I will NEVER forgive you.

May 31, 2006 3:46 PM

Time for your meds, Kevin. Back to the real world.

No one would care what you thought if you weren't married to that fertile cow.

He looks like he's going to try to sell me Amway.

May 31, 2006 3:46 PM

I just keep hoping he does get his wish and Britney dumps him so that no one can call him "Britney's husband" anymore, that will take care of that!

May 31, 2006 3:49 PM

UM yeah! sure just because he's all groomed, doesn't make him a changed kid! he is sure not a man, if he mooches off his wife that looks like shit because of him! someone needs to take his man hood away for good!

britney is so beautiful, she just need to get rid of that scum!

He still looks like white trash. White trash in a suit, but still white trash.

He still looks like white trash. White trash in a suit, but still white trash.

May 31, 2006 4:04 PM

He looks like a child molester. A Republican child molester.

You know how you can supposedly make anyone look good in a Brooks Brothers-type ensemble? I think this shoots that theory right between the eyes.

And what the hell does he have to look so smug about?

May 31, 2006 4:26 PM

Look away, he's hideous!!!!

May 31, 2006 4:39 PM

Now he just looks like a dressed up slime ball. He wasn't attractive before, but now there is something about him that makes me want to smack him. I wish I could personally talk some sense into Britney! Oh those poor innocent children of hers!

May 31, 2006 4:48 PM

NOPE STILL DONT LIKE HIM

May 31, 2006 5:01 PM

Why in the hell would they dress him up like Brooks Brothers poster boy to promote a CD that includes smash hit "Popozao" (it means Brazilian rumpshaker, in case you didn't know...)?!?!

I think his PR agent is having a nervous breakdown...not quite sure what in the hell to do with this being...

May 31, 2006 5:37 PM

He'd be underqualified to work at Taco Bell. Would YOU want HIM to prepare YOUR food with those dirty hands he never washes after using the bathroom?? ICK!!

May 31, 2006 7:28 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

May 31, 2006 7:53 PM

I think Kevin looks GREAT! And I usually hate the dude. He really looks good. This looks doesn't look bad on him at all. Wow, I never knew that he can clean up so well...

He reminds me of a guy who keeps coming by my house to try to sell me meat out of a truck. His hygiene is on par with Bigfoot's. And even though his babysitters clearly bathed, baby-powdered and dressed him, I betcha as soon as this shoot was gone, he was back in the grimy clothes he's been wearing for the past decade.

May 31, 2006 10:27 PM

What is with men who will not clip their fingernails. Yuck! I see this more and more often and it disgusts me. Old men are notorious for letting their nails grow long, but young men... there is no excuse!

Just using Britney Spears to get into the spot light... like he said, he wants people to think of him as a celebrity, as "somebody" not BSpears husband... to bad she has children with him now, makes everthing complicated.

June 1, 2006 12:39 AM

Kevin,
Next time make sure to back off the beer drinking before a photo shoot to avoid looking quite wide in the middle. Case in point: the 3rd pic of him in gray.

June 1, 2006 6:44 AM

He's not bad looking at all (i mean his face)
he reminds me of a young KC (from the Sunshine Band)
He's horribly dressed though!!!

June 1, 2006 9:41 AM

Love this comment:

On the public: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

Reminds me of Lohan and her comment about people thinking she parties too much. Seriously, stay home....we really wouldn't call you a loafer and I'd much rather think of you as lazy than a true musician (I shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose as I typed that), father, contributor to our society. My feelings are the same about Lohan.

I think he looks like the usual shit, just in a shitty suit.

June 1, 2006 12:34 PM

On him, that suit is pure polyester. ICK!

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