My Funny Federline

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People magazine has quotes from Kevin Federline's recent interviews. Here are some of my favorites:

"I'm not going to say that I planned on falling in love with my wife when my ex-girlfriend (actress Shar Jackson) was pregnant," Federline, 28, tells USA Today.

Federline also says he thinks show business is no place for children, "even though my wife did it, and it turned out okay for her. ... And if that means I take my family out of L.A. to grow up on a farm, then that's what I've got to do."

Federline also tells his life story to the The New York Post, and says he wants to write a book: "The book is definite. It will be a biography of my life until I met my wife, so people will better understand who I am. I haven't done it yet. You know, I'll get a ghostwriter in there."


I would love a visit to the Federline Farm, where I imagine the stunning orange of the ripening Cheetoh fields perfectly compliments the autumn foilage, and the Red Bull-Cows graze lazily as they wait to be milked.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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4 Comments

Why does he always hold that necklace up for anyone to see? Does he think it impresses anyone? Everyone knows it was Brits money that bought it..what a jerk!

I can't believe he thinks anyone is interested in reading a K-fed bio, esp before that southern fried hillbilly wedding to brit

You forgot to add in the last paragraph: "among the marijuana plants."

Thank god I wasn't drinking a coke when I read this- I can feel the sting of it shooting through my nose if I had.

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