For FedEx, It's Business As Usual

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While Britney is busying herself with strategizing her position in the upcoming the divorce from her future ex-husband, Kevin Federline doesn't publicly appear to be too concerned about the pending proceedings. Most recently, he could be found using the stage on which he was performing as a platform for finding himself that next lucky lady. From People:

If Kevin Federline is a man mourning the demise of his marriage, he didn't show it onstage at Chicago's House of Blues Wednesday night. Playing the role of a rap Casanova, Federline, who is seeking sole custody of his kids with Britney Spears, leaned into the crowd to touch the hands of women who were reaching toward him. Several songs into the set, he referenced his breakup with Spears. "Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here," said the rapper. "You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"
More like, "You wanna get yourself impregnanted by a man whose sperm have a work ethic that is one hundred times stronger than that of the man himself?" Additionally, a concert-goer reported that the performance was about as underwhelming as K-Fed's game. From Pop Culture Junkies:
Wearing baggy jeans and a black leather jacket (which he later shed to reveal a white button-down shirt), Federline executed some jerky dance moves with his enthusiastic (if not exactly talented) back-up dancers Amanda and Sophie. There was even something of a skit where he pretended to be kicking back at a table with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Trust K-Fed to make the evening into little more than an amateur talent night where even he, as the only contestant, has no chance of winning.
Please, K-Fed, just go quietly into the night. It's much too painful to watch you rage against the dying of the light.

Written by Lisa Timmons






1 Comments

November 9, 2006 3:12 PM

OMG! What kind of rock have I been under that I didn't hear about this until today! I must admit I've vastly underestimated her. Good show, Brit!

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