Make Room on the Mothership

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ContactMusic reports that Jenny's gonna cleanse herself of body thetans to make room for the baby.

JENNIFER LOPEZ is turning to the teachings of Scientology in an effort to become a mum, according to new US reports. The MAID IN MANHATTAN star, who recently attended the Italian wedding of top celebrity Scientologist TOM CRUISE, is reportedly taking tips from actress LEAH REMINI, who used the religion's doctrines when she was trying to conceive her first child. According to American publication Life + Style, Lopez became interested in Scientology when Remini confided in her that the religion helped her conceive. An insider tells the publication, "She's starting to understand the cleansing process. It's all about putting the positive energy where you want it." The source insists Lopez and her husband MARC ANTHONY are unlikely to join the church because he's a devout Catholic, but "he's willing to let Jen do what she needs to make things happen."
Is he willing to let her ass go up in a starship? She's seriously take advice from a cult full of blithering idiot alien-worshippers just so they can make mini-future failing pop stars?

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6 Comments

November 30, 2006 10:26 AM

This makes her sound desperately crazy to have a baby. She's said to be an incredibly nasty person, maybe the gods just don't want an innocent to suffer?

Anyone who listens to Leah Rimini shouldn't have children, she's an idiot.

November 30, 2006 10:45 AM

jenny from the block doesn't need scientology to figure out why she can have kids; she just needs to realize that corpses don't produce sperm.

if she found herself a living, breathing man who would actually have sex with her (*shudders at the thought*), it would probably be a lot easier to reproduce (God forbid).

Scientology is not a religion, it's a scam. Read this article to find out they got tax-exempt status from the IRS. Scary shit.

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/nytimes/nyt-irs-030997.htm

Hope she has fun being connected to the e-meter. Say hi to Xenu for us! Oh wait, I'm just a "wog"- guess I don't count in their world.

Hope she has fun being connected to the e-meter. Say hi to Xenu for us! Oh wait, I'm just a "wog"- guess I don't count in their world.

December 12, 2006 10:15 PM

smh she is so desperate to have marc anthony's ugly baby that she's willing to go into something as dangerous, controlling and ridiculous as scientology?!

She needs help quick........... all hail Xenu (j/k).

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