Page Six today gave us a one two punch - Paris dumped her former best friend Kim Kardashian for The Crotchless One and The Crotchless One and Fat Elvis apparently got after it in a bathroom. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scrub my brain with lye.
PARIS Hilton could be the ultimate "Mean Girl." The celebutard apparently ditched her erstwhile "best friend forever" Kim Kardashian for Britney Spears because, one L.A. wag sniped, "[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl." Not one to stay home and cry, Kardashian hit the MTV 24/7 party at Area the other night with fellow D-lister Brittny Gastineau. Meanwhile, Spears hit the Hollywood Roosevelt with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. They got along so well, our spy even caught them in the bathroom together.
Imagine the grease quotient in that bathroom stall? Two people who eat that much KFC must be pretty shiny. As for Kim Kardashian - honey, consider it a bullet dodged. A) You're much hotter than her ass and B) Paris is like a sorority sister from hell who wants to lord it over you. You eventually would have had to flash some pink for the cameras and not even gotten paid.
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