Not a day goes by when this chick isn't acting all crazy. Page Six reports today that Lindsay sent out a wacky e-mail after reading reports about her shtick at the GQ Men of the Year dinner.
LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore."Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
What's with her and the spelling of "adequate"?
More drug-fueled texting (and more photos of Lindsay leaving Orso) after the jump.
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Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
Girlfriend is high as a kite. Her belief that she has an impact on "younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see" is terrifying. This girl is living in a sick sort of reality where her "friends" keep boosting her already inflated ego and passing her dolls to keep the party going. Pretty soon, she's going to be living with a young Filipino boy who lights off firecrackers as she sings along to Jesse's Girl whilst running around in a silken bathrobe and bikini briefs. Either that, or Martin Sheen is going to come down river to capture her in her jungle stronghold.
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I wonder if she can spell "Megalomaniac"
Jinxy McDeath
She's got no choice but to go to rehab now. It's sad she's so uneducated, it's sad she's so delusional, it's sad it's ruined her once promising career. Rehab is her only chance at redemtion, however I don't think she respects her mother enough to listen to her and go for help.
Career over. She's not on my death pool list, pity.