David Arquette Blames Angelina for Brad and Jenn's Break-up. Well, Duh.

Why is it a always a woman's fault for a male that whores or leaves?

I don't think she held a gun to his head.

i just guffawed loudly in my silent office due to j harvey's hysterical commentary. thanks j!

that was the funniest rant i've heard all day. thank you thank you thank you. i needed it.

I think you go too far sometimes. A clever rant is one thing, but jibberish is quite another. Address the situation at hand.

That really was a great rant! Made me laugh. Thanks

loved the rant too, i literally "L-O-L" ;)

I think you'll find it was Brad's fault.

After all, his cock is attached to him. It's not like Womb Raider just stole out of Jennifer's purse.

ROTFLMAO at West Ham :-)

LMFAO at West Ham......Exactly

Great spin David A. But no happily married man just up and runs off unless there are already serious problems in the relationship. He was a dog for cheating, but Manniston wants to blame The Jolie so she doesn't have to face that her marriage failed and was over.Why is it so hard for people to accept that their "perfect marriage" wasn't.

Didn't Jen say that she didn't think Brad and AJ slept together? In fact I remember Courtney saying she doesn't believe Brad slept with AJ but he was fascinated by her, the fact he admitted to Jen. So where is this shit coming from? Now that Jen needs some attention she has David twist the story yet again? Only recently they (Courtney and Jen) made him lie to the press about Vaughn, now this. Maybe David should marry Aniston to make her happy if he cares so much, she practically lives with them already. Jennifer will never accept the fact that her marriage didn't work. It's much easier to blame someone else.

Good for Jennifer for not crying. Brad was a cad and Santa Angolina is a predator.

I told my ex-man that not to let the door hit him in the ass when he left. I have yet to shed a tear. He left me with a young baby boy. It's been 12 years since and I have yet to lament that.

He never saw Jen crying? LOL. He's such a bad liar. She couldn't open the door for that Vanity Fair journalist without bursting into tears (check the interview).. so annoying. Will she ever stop using other people to settle her scores?

This is taken out of context. David did say that, but he was saying it in a way that was like (yeah right, it was this one Angie incident that did it...sure). He clearly knew that there were other troubles in thier marriage. Jennifer knows exactly what she's doing. I think she is a very strong person and knows that this whole "pity party" shit she's pulling works for her. I believe she is just fine, but just doesn't want us to know it.

He is a rat face ashole to bring up all this whole breah up thing again. Moron!

thanks to the person who think that she looks to good to be true. The good girl, the best friend, the golden girl and in the other side, there is the witch, the homewearcker, this is all manipulation from Aniston's rep for her career! Open yours eyes!!

Who's "rebuttal" was that? If anyone would "know" as an insider and be able to make a comment on Jen and Brad it would be David Arquette. And what's this with sarc and dissing...Arquette is no shlump. Pay attention to his indie films because the guy CAN act and makes a better serious actor than a comedian. He's a brand in the making. Too bad few know this about him. But if you want to find out, google his films - and compare his (serious) performances to any A list actor out there, then eat your words for being stupid.

I don't understand how Arquette is a star. His nose is huge and ugly, his teeth/bite are a mess, and his upper lip is too thin.

sasha - if your criteria for being a star only includes physical appearances, then i guess you don't really know what makes up a REAL star.

Paris Hilton is not pretty, and doesn't have a lot of talent, but many people would consider her a star. And I still don't know why.

If I were him he should sit down with Brad and Jen... He only heard Jens sides not from Brad besides from the Text recieved from him .

I can't blame Brad for being with Angie because if I were giving a chance to be with her I'll be right there right now.

Brad & Jen: Divorce & Diane Sawyer

Only at Lainey Gossip - not even Ted Casablanca has this scoop! Fresh, as in this morning, from a strategically placed spy in LA ...here's the not-so-exciting scoop:

The Pitts, as widely reported, have been doomed for a while: since as early as 2003, when Brad made some telling comments in a magazine interview saying that love doesn't have to be forever, that he and Jen knew that, and that if their ride had to end...it would end, and they would accept it.

When the (inexplicable) buzz around her performance in The Good Girl took her to a new level, Jen put Brad off babies until the end of Friends.

When the 9th season concluded with an extension, she once again promised one more year. In that time she was signed to nearly 5 upcoming projects...without consulting him first. Her big mistake was not telling him before the scripts would arrive.

When he saw her accepting role after role - and had to read about it in the daily trades - he confronted her. And to hold him off, she relented again...temporarily.

So the deal is: she finishes the show, he finishes Mr. & Mrs. Smith and Oceans 12 over the summer of 2004...and then they take a break.

What happens? Derailed. As in the movie co-starring Clive Owen. She signs on with, yet again, no warning to Brad and it's off to couples therapy we go.

Wouldn't you know it...every interview she gave last year leading up to the Friends finale was taped while the two were in counselling.

And although she had absolutely NO intention of having a kid any time soon, she still persisted in saying on Diane Sawyer, and Oprah, and ET, and on and on and on...that a baby was on its way (which means she's a better actress than we give her credit for).

This further infuriated Brad. 'Obviously your image is more important than actually making what you say real...why are you going on tv saying one thing and then refusing to get this done as soon as you get home?'

Next up: filming with Angelina. Jen nearly lost it when she heard about the on-screen chemistry. So she flies to Cannes to open Troy with her husband and they spend a few weeks in Europe where things were actually getting better.

For the sake of the marriage, after getting advice from his parents, he was willing to wait, understanding that his wife clearly had many issues to resolve within herself and wasn't ready at the time for a baby anyway. Besides, no one wanted to affect the box office sales of Oceans 12, so the two pledged yet again to give it a go.

The problem is, they hardly spent any quality time together in the fall. Jennifer was filming back to back pictures, he was getting ready for the Oceans promo, and ...as my source says, he wasn't willing to be the only person injecting some sincerity and romance in to their marriage anymore.

And then came the Oceans 12 cast interview with Diane Sawyer when Brad visibly choked up and said he would like nothing more than to have a little girl like Jen running around. When news of the interview reached Jen, she hit the roof, prompting a huge fight, and the famous 'London' incident when he ended up celebrating his birthday alone last December and she was photographed at the airport, upset and, some say, without her wedding ring.

They briefly reconnected over Christmas, made the decision together without fanfare and then joined Courteney and David on vacay for one last hurrah to escape the media frenzy when the announcement dropped on January 7th.

However...what started out as an amicable split is getting increasingly nastier as time goes on. Brad is pissed that she hasn't come out to refute the infidelity rumours, that she is content to milk the public's affection and let him look like a cheating scumbag only because she wants to turn it around for her career.

Which is exactly why the couple's close friend Catherine Keener (her husband is Dermot Mulroney who guest starred as 'Gavin' on Friends) has almost cut Jen off completely, disgusted at her self-serving behaviour. You'll note, Catherine was one of Jen's closest galpals, along with Kathy Najimy and the three used to have girls' nights almost every week for years. In recent months, Catherine has made a point of being publicly photographed with Brad, while keeping her distance from Jen.

And finally...regarding Angelina and the alleged hanky panky on the Smith set... my source says: 'Lainey, he's straight! Show me a guy who isn't going to get a hard-on when Angelina's lying on top of you all sweaty and skimpy dressed...can you? No! So what makes you think Brad Pitt's going to be able to. But he didn't screw her...for sure.

Last summer, he was still really in to Jen. He's a pretty loyal guy. When that (insert bad word here) Gwyneth cheated on him, he was nuts. He'd never put anyone else in that position, you know? But now? Game on man. A guy's gotta do...know what I'm sayin'?'

And there you have it. Take it for what you will. Call it bullsh*t if you want. Hell...I want to!

But remember this: would that kind of story sell as many magazines as an illicit high profile affair???

Reported On 28/04/2005 on laineygossip

Brad & Jen: Divorce & Diane Sawyer

Only at Lainey Gossip - not even Ted Casablanca has this scoop! Fresh, as in this morning, from a strategically placed spy in LA ...here's the not-so-exciting scoop:

The Pitts, as widely reported, have been doomed for a while: since as early as 2003, when Brad made some telling comments in a magazine interview saying that love doesn't have to be forever, that he and Jen knew that, and that if their ride had to end...it would end, and they would accept it.

When the (inexplicable) buzz around her performance in The Good Girl took her to a new level, Jen put Brad off babies until the end of Friends.

When the 9th season concluded with an extension, she once again promised one more year. In that time she was signed to nearly 5 upcoming projects...without consulting him first. Her big mistake was not telling him before the scripts would arrive.

When he saw her accepting role after role - and had to read about it in the daily trades - he confronted her. And to hold him off, she relented again...temporarily.

So the deal is: she finishes the show, he finishes Mr. & Mrs. Smith and Oceans 12 over the summer of 2004...and then they take a break.

What happens? Derailed. As in the movie co-starring Clive Owen. She signs on with, yet again, no warning to Brad and it's off to couples therapy we go.

Wouldn't you know it...every interview she gave last year leading up to the Friends finale was taped while the two were in counselling.

And although she had absolutely NO intention of having a kid any time soon, she still persisted in saying on Diane Sawyer, and Oprah, and ET, and on and on and on...that a baby was on its way (which means she's a better actress than we give her credit for).

This further infuriated Brad. 'Obviously your image is more important than actually making what you say real...why are you going on tv saying one thing and then refusing to get this done as soon as you get home?'

Next up: filming with Angelina. Jen nearly lost it when she heard about the on-screen chemistry. So she flies to Cannes to open Troy with her husband and they spend a few weeks in Europe where things were actually getting better.

For the sake of the marriage, after getting advice from his parents, he was willing to wait, understanding that his wife clearly had many issues to resolve within herself and wasn't ready at the time for a baby anyway. Besides, no one wanted to affect the box office sales of Oceans 12, so the two pledged yet again to give it a go.

The problem is, they hardly spent any quality time together in the fall. Jennifer was filming back to back pictures, he was getting ready for the Oceans promo, and ...as my source says, he wasn't willing to be the only person injecting some sincerity and romance in to their marriage anymore.

And then came the Oceans 12 cast interview with Diane Sawyer when Brad visibly choked up and said he would like nothing more than to have a little girl like Jen running around. When news of the interview reached Jen, she hit the roof, prompting a huge fight, and the famous 'London' incident when he ended up celebrating his birthday alone last December and she was photographed at the airport, upset and, some say, without her wedding ring.

They briefly reconnected over Christmas, made the decision together without fanfare and then joined Courteney and David on vacay for one last hurrah to escape the media frenzy when the announcement dropped on January 7th.

However...what started out as an amicable split is getting increasingly nastier as time goes on. Brad is pissed that she hasn't come out to refute the infidelity rumours, that she is content to milk the public's affection and let him look like a cheating scumbag only because she wants to turn it around for her career.

Which is exactly why the couple's close friend Catherine Keener (her husband is Dermot Mulroney who guest starred as 'Gavin' on Friends) has almost cut Jen off completely, disgusted at her self-serving behaviour. You'll note, Catherine was one of Jen's closest galpals, along with Kathy Najimy and the three used to have girls' nights almost every week for years. In recent months, Catherine has made a point of being publicly photographed with Brad, while keeping her distance from Jen.

And finally...regarding Angelina and the alleged hanky panky on the Smith set... my source says: 'Lainey, he's straight! Show me a guy who isn't going to get a hard-on when Angelina's lying on top of you all sweaty and skimpy dressed...can you? No! So what makes you think Brad Pitt's going to be able to. But he didn't screw her...for sure.

Last summer, he was still really in to Jen. He's a pretty loyal guy. When that (insert bad word here) Gwyneth cheated on him, he was nuts. He'd never put anyone else in that position, you know? But now? Game on man. A guy's gotta do...know what I'm sayin'?'

And there you have it. Take it for what you will. Call it bullsh*t if you want. Hell...I want to!

But remember this: would that kind of story sell as many magazines as an illicit high profile affair???

Reported On 28/04/2005 on laineygossip

WHOA! Nice novel! Nice to know there is no limit to words for this site! Everyone knew Brad wanted kids more than anything in the world, he made that clear on many, many occassions. And Jen kept putting him off. They'd probably still be together today if she'd have given him a child. On the other hand, she wanted a career before she went out of business raising kids. Can't blame either one of them. The stars did not align in their universe at the same time and place. And, I can understand how having someone as gorgeous as Angelina laying on top of you would be rather distracting. But she does have a reputation (Billy Bob & Laura Dern). Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm......

Sasha - a) how old are you? Twelve? REAL talent is more than skin deep. And... b) and are you the same Sasha that said "Kelly Osbourne is really, really pretty??"