John Waters Hearts K-Fed

John Waters' taste is so deliciously trashy, that it's almost too logical he would find himself attracted to the personification of useless kitsch. Star magazine recently reported that in an interview with Canadian magazine, Mclean's, Waters admitted:

"I'm a big fan of K-Fed."

"That's who I want to marry! What did he do that was so wrong? She's the idiot. She's the one who gave him the Ferrari. And he looks good whether he's all cleaned up or long-haired and sleazy."

"He's been the gentleman since they split up. I hope he gets the kids -- he deserves them more than she does," Waters says, adding: "You don't see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch."

Well, if John's interested, I have a feeling that if he were willing to cover Kevin's Red Bull and saggy pants expenses, the "rapper" would probably be willing to dress up in a monkey suit and fuck a flamingo. If John's into that. Which it just seems like he should be.

JOHN WATERS PROPOSES MARRIAGE TO K-FED [Star]

(WENN)