Hugh Hefner to Challenge The Laws of Nature

Where's Britney's boyfriend? 'Cause I need him to catch my VOMIT. Hahahhahahahaa!

Hefner is ugly with a big nose and bad teeth. Who the hell would want a baby with him?

i heard she actually liked him the old one just a slut and the young o ne just wants money

All 3 girls are hookers!!!!!!!!!! Holly likes it deep in the anal canal, Kendra is functionally retarded, and Bridget is fat. She's also 45 years old!!!!!!!!!! And married!!!!!

She is clearly looking for an 18 year paycheck (aka child support). All these chicks are HUGE gold diggers....either that or mentally retarded for sleeping with a skeeve like Heffner. I don't even think I could do it with him for a million bucks.

Bridget please come back!!!!!!!!!! Only kidding you fat old hooker. Hey moron the pigtails make you look like a retard. And that jelly belly is nasty!!!!!!!! Put down the cupcakes piglet!!!!

Holly just wants a baby to get money out of that old man. She is the ultimate gold digger.

How can Holly get pregnant if Hef only bangs her bumm? I need a cocktail!!!!!!! My wife is a ho!!!!!

you guys are so sad...pathetic...and really sad

Awesome post, J. Harvey. I laughed my arse off. Thanks!

Awesome post, J. Harvey. I laughed my arse off. That image of Hef's half-a-spawn scuttling around on the floor had me busting a gut. Keep up the great work!

bridget is my favorite. you guys are mean. she's not fat at all and she's adorable. it grosses me out that she's with hef, but she's still cute. i think holly really does love him and therefore has major issues.

This whole issue, and the show, fascinates me. Especially the Holly/Hef relationship. Yes, Holly wants his baby, for a multitude of reason. If she has his baby, it will "legitimize" her as someone he really loved, and she's obsessed with being part of his legacy. It will provide her with an unshakable claim to his fortune. She also loves being part of the Playboy empire, and helping to run certain aspects of the company (always designing things, wants to be an editor.) You see, once Hef dies, everything will fall apart. His daughter already runs the business, and his children will inherit control of most everything. If she has his child, she has a better chance of staying in some kind of control after he dies. Otherwise she can be tossed aside like a rag doll, especially if the people who will inherit control don't truly like her. I still don't think she has much of a chance with this, but she could somehow convince him I suppose. It's more likely than the marriage thing she's always talking about. He's actually still married to his last wife, just separated. She lives in a separate house on the mansion with his two children. Wife Kimberly could come out as a real power player after he dies. If Holly doesn't get some legit tie to him, like marriage or a baby, she could very easily be tossed aside. That's why she wants to be "legitimized." Being Hef's "number one girlfriend" won't mean a thing after he's gone.

i just think its sad that if he has a kid at his age, his kid is going to grow up without a father. i mean how much longer can hef live, him having a kid at his age is not funny its kinda irresponsible.

I think that Holly deserves this baby...If you dont watch the show and see how much they are in love then i think you should mine your own

so is holly pregnant or not?

If you do actually watch the show you'll know that Holly does really love Hef. And for that matter Bridget probably does too. Kendra is hmm, no comment. Holly, like most women, wants to have a child with the man she loves. That in itself is not wrong, but I agree that it is sad for a child to grow up not knowing its father or losing him at a young age. I suppose Holly would see this as a way to hold on to Hef after he's gone.

Holly loves Hefner, Bridgit is like the Den Mother, she cares for Hugh, (and the two other girls), and maybe loves Hugh on higher level, but knows the score. She's a cool chick, and I hope she has a man on the side. Kendra, well she's 21 going on 12 and doesn't even know what love is. It's kinda like the Big Love thing, but without the religious justification. It's funny that it all started out as the group love thing, no boundries, blah blah, but ended up just like all the other square situations in our society, one woman "wins" the Dude. He does take care of them, and thats cool, but let's face it, once that baby comes, those girls will be frozen out. In 5 to 10 years time, Bridgit will be pushing 50, and Kendra will be cut adrift. It's just Human Nature, and you can't change that shit. Girls, y'all need to make sure he sets a couple or three million aside for you. He seems like a straight up guy (pun intended) in that way. And if not, well thats why they invented Palimony. Party on and don't be hatin'

I like watching the nextGirl next Door they live a life that a lot of people would give there right arm for and and I am sure that Hugh Hefner will treat them right he seems like a very good man, so party on

I agree with Stacey and Ladonna. I love the show and a whole lot of women are fascinated by the show mainly because of the life those girls have. Im not sure I understand why everyone hates Kendra so much, shes actually my fav. So I say people should stop hating on these girls.I think Im jealous, they went to party for a few years and now their pretty much set for life one way or another.

hey its holly.
please leave your noses out of my shit.
its my fucking womb!
if your put off by the age then you need to grow up and smell like juices.
old wine is always better than new!
so money is involved, but if you got that much wouldnt you shag the old tit.
xxx