K-Fed Gets a Job

K-Fed got a job. A Superbowl commercial! TMZ has the scoop.

Nationwide Insurance has hired Federline to star in one of their ads, set to run during some of the most expensive airtime on television. Although we're not exactly sure what talent (and we use the term loosely) K-Fed is going to be showcasing -- but if his commercial is anything like past spokespersons, such as Fabio or MC Hammer -- Kevin will definitely be making fun of himself.

The company's motto "Life comes at you fast" leaves endless ironically satirical plots as possibilities. With Kev and Brit's recent split and custody/financial battle still in the making, it's good to see Federline being proactive and working straight through the last of his fifteen minutes.

I guess this delays the inevitable selling his teeth on Ebay ala Corey Haim venture, or making himself available on Craig's List to call you on your birthday for money. He's a babydaddy and a babydaddy has mouths to feed. I bet he's wishing for Britney Spear's proposed time travel machine at this point. Yes, she thinks about time travel. And tigers. And hot fudge. And whether or not you can put hot fudge on vodka. God, how did this K-Fed post turn into a Britney post? See, he's already fading from our collective memory. He doesn't even have Match Game in this decade to fall back on.

(WENN)