Paris' Wonky Eye Not Happy With Her Contacts

Ever notice that one eye of Paris Hilton's that always seems to be slightly askew? Well, if you haven't, you're probably wasting your time on this blog. Because unless you're as highly acquainted with every tiny little weakness possessed by what pop-culture has us referring to as "celebrities" as we are, then this might come off as what some stodgy individuals might call "petty." Page Six of the New York Post reports:

According to a Beverly Hills source, Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeon's office with sis ter Nicky earlier this week, seeking to "fix her drooping left eyelid." Our insider says Paris had hush- hush surgery six years ago to lift her lids. The muscles of her left eye were supposedly damaged as a result, "causing it to droop more than the right" - a look that was once parodied on "South Park." Hilton, who is filming "The Hottie and the Nottie," has made things worse by wearing blue- tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises.

The man whose job it is to habitually lie to the public on a daily basis (i.e. her rep, Elliot Mintz), of course denies that Paris has ever had any kind of work done. He must feel like that one girl with the slutty friend who's constantly having to cover for her, telling her friend's parents pretty much every Monday, "Um yeah, so she TOTALLY spent the weekend over at my house just like she said."

More photos of Paris Hilton and her wonky eye after the jump.

EYE FIX BACKFIRES ON CELEBUTARD [Page Six]