E! Online is reporting that J. Lo and her first ex-husband (you know there's a second on the way because no one likes to wake up next to a meglomaniacal cadaver every morning) will be "arbitrating" over her lawsuit about his tell-all tome.
On Monday a Los Angeles judge ordered Jennifer Lopez's first ex-husband, Ojani Noa, to enter arbitration with the Monster-in-Law star over his plans to peddle a racy tell-all book about their short-lived union.Lopez filed suit against Noa last April, accusing him of trying to extort $5 million from her in exchange for keeping his book off the shelves, and won a preliminary injunction against him in June barrings him from saying anything negative about her in public or profiting in any way from "any private or intimate details" about Lopez or their relationship.
In movies and television, arbitration never goes well. Especially on TV. Most David Kelly television law firm shows have arbitration ending with a shooting. I don't think it's safe to sit across the table from someone you hate and argue about money and intimate details of your lives together. I hope they put a metal detector in the doorway to that room. You know Jenny From Tha Block has carried a piece on her ever since she was involved in that club shooting back when she was with Diddy.
UPDATE: Mark Anthony is actually J.Lo's third husband and future SECOND ex-husband. So sue me, this bitch is trying to lap Liz Taylor and is going to be married 12 times anyway. Mark my words.
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Jane says:
I think she already has a second ex husband ... marc anthony being her third husband
sasha says:
It must be image control i guess shes trying to be wholesom as anyone with 3 husbands 2 fiancees interlocking and countless boyfriends with benefits in a decade can be
AL says:
Marc would be her future 3rd ex husband. She already has two ex husbands. No worries, however, she has very complicated marital math
Jinxy McDeath says:
I think if Marc Anthony lives another year it will be a miracle, so she could end up a widow, with 2 ex husbands, a diddy and a ben. Oh, and few dancers and nipple tweekers.
Jenny from the block is a bit whorey when you get down to it.
Tazznum1 says:
Remember that Dancer guy that she was married to for 5 minutes and he went on to that horrible show "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"
No? Didn't think so. lol. He was a bald twerpy man.