Kill The DJ

(Flynet)

A recent turn as a DJ at Bliss in New Jersey found Good Charlotte's Benji Madden at a loss. The alt-rocker tried his darndest, but just couldn't quite get the equipment or songs right. Page Six reports:

"The club was packed," said our spy, "but Benji didn't know how to handle the deejay equipment. And he played the lamest songs." The witness told us that "a loud, annoying, high- pitched hum" ruined the beginning of Madden's per formance and that deejay Junior Sanchez had to rescue his friend.

In the spirit of making lemonade out of lemons, perhaps he can use his shortcomings to his advantage, billing himself as the opening DJ whose goal it is to make all succeeding performers seem stellar by comparison. He could be DJ Mediocrity--or spell it Mediocriteee--you know, cause spelling something phonetically is cooler.