Grey's Anatomy Cast Now Able To Afford Better Class of Homophobia Rehab

A bunch of the stars of Grey's Anatomy got a salary bump . Ellen Pompeo made bank, as she's now bringing in 200K per episode. That ain't Seinfeld, but it's nothing to sneer at. I wish I was making that per episode. I should probably bring that thing I do with the camcorder and stray dogs and a hula hoop to a network type person. Because right now, I'm not getting paid for it. Just the occasional Lil' Debbie oatmeal cream pie I treat myself with. When I can afford them. I need backing!

"Grey's Anatomy" star Ellen Pompeo has closed a new deal for her services on the hit ABC medical drama.

Original cast members James T. Pickens Jr. and Chandra Wilson also have agreed to new contracts, with Justin Chambers and T.R. Knight close to new pacts to continue on the Golden Globe-winning series.

Under the new deals, all actors will receive salary bumps. Pompeo now will be at nearly $200,000 per episode, while Pickens, Wilson, Chambers and Knight will be paid about $125,000 per episode, sources said. (A season consists of about two-dozen episodes.)

The others are still in negotiations. Katherine Heigl is acting tough, Sandra Oh is working it and Isiah Washington and his stupid ass "faggot"ed himself out of anything, pretty much. We'll see how it pans out. Seriously, any Hollywood production assistant from ABC, if you're reading this...my hula hoop/stray dog show with the monologues is totally hot and will revolutionize ABC Family and will earn you some cache.
Call my ass!

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