Just because Paula Abdul is high as a kite, doesn't mean she isn't vengeful. She was on Letterman the other night, and revealed to the world that Simon Cowell and I have a lot in common. Screw you, I'm Irish and it's cold up in here!
On Monday night's airing of "The Late Show With David Letterman," "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul revealed an unfortunate nickname for her colleague, Simon Cowell. When Letterman asked Abdul, "You honestly hate Simon, don't you? He's smug and he's arrogant. And he thinks you want to have sexual activities with him," Abdul responded, "You are right about that. But that will never happen - because his nickname is 'Small Ben.' " We look forward to hearing what Cowell's nickname is for the former pop princess.Well, someone had a problem getting the childproof cap off the pill bottle that morning. Hmmph. I thought handfuls of pharmaceuticals was supposed to mellow your ass out. RRAAOOW! Am I clueless? I don't get the "Ben" part. Does he refer to his junk as "Ben"? Can some American Idol fan clue me in so I can fully understand this junkie's joke?
UPDATE: Ah. Yeah. "Big Ben". I'm such a clueless knob. What am I - The RIddler? Ease up!
(WENN)
Carolyn says:
Ah. I bet it's as opposed to "Big Ben." Another droll British reference.
King of Chips says:
Pinhead - Simon Cowell's British...
Hmmm...what do they have in England named "Ben?" (hint: "Big Ben")
J/K!! I love you J.Herv - BFF!
x says:
I think she's referring to "Big Ben", that clock in London.
evil twin says:
Bitch looks rode hard and put away wet in that pic.
KRISSY says:
"evil twin" you suck.
Paula is NOT a bitch, your the only bitch here.
She looks Beautiful as always will be Beautiful.