"Oh, I am so so so bored. Let's see if Tom has texted me. No, no reply. Probably talking to that fat pig Bridget. How suspicious of her to get knocked up right after Tom and I are together. I see through her lies. She is nothing! I am Gisele, the darling of the Victoria's Secret empire and she was in "I, Robot". A movie I did not understand but there were many robots and much cars crashing. Wheeee! I didn't like it, I just wanted to leave and have a smoke and an expresso. Look at some of these bitches. So fat. They're huge. Like pigs! Is that one eating? It looks like good, but I can not have risotto. I can have nothing but polar spring water and perhaps some kelp! It is how I keep this beautiful figure and not become looking like piglet! Oink, oink you piglets! Rolling in mud! You should be behind electric fences!"
More photos of a bored Gisele Bundchen are after the jump.
babydoll says:
Giselle is pretty fab!
valencia_shoes says:
omg! is it just me or does gisele look like elleai damore in this pic?????
declanium says:
too funny!!! love the implied accent!
chick says:
looks a bit like j.aniston
Jez says:
genius! i'd love to see more 'inside the mind of' posts from you.
t says:
OMG the commentary is so funny I just laughed out loud at my desk
bobby says:
Genius. More inside the mind stuff!
bobby says:
Genius. More inside the mind stuff!