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Those scary Nosferatu Olsen twins were out and about in search of hemoglobin when they almost knocked some lady over. Why? Because they were wearing sunglasses at night. Corey Hart just made a face.

A twin-sunglassed Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walked right into jewelry designer Lisa Salzer inside the Chateau Marmont. "They all apologized to each other and walked on, but the Olsen girls clearly couldn't see a thing," says a spy. "They had their sunglasses on inside the dark hotel." That must have been it.
Seriously, that's retarded. Isn't the Chateau Marmont all exclusive and guarded so the celebs can have orgies and shit and people won't get up in their grilles? Bimbos. Who cares about you and your turbans and your twig legs? You better start mourning the death of your hot! What am I saying, they could buy and sell me.




2 Comments

J Harvey, you never cease to bust me up. Nosferatu Olsen twins...brilliant!

April 3, 2007 7:11 AM

mary kate olsens best friend is Elleai D'Amore and she has much better fashion than they do.

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