Nickelodeon's 2007 Kids' Choice Awards

No, you're not looking at one of the signs of the Apocalypse. The rain of slime pictured above took place at Nickelodeon's 2007 Kids Choice Awards, hosted by Justin Timberlake, who snagged the Male Singer award. Beyonce was awarded the Female Singer award and her hit, "Irreplaceable," earned her a win for Best Song as well. Adam Sandler and Dakota Fanning each took home an orange blimp for Male and Female Movie Star.

"I consider all of you my friends and thank you from the bottom of my heart!" Fanning told the crowd, which included loads of screaming fans who looked to be no older than the precocious youngster they were cheering.

Sandler accepted his award, giving a grateful thank-you to all the young voters.

"I want to thank you for seeing the movies, for seeing the DVDs. And for not making fun of me for talking like this every speech I do," the actor said in a voice utilized by his characters in Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy and at least several other films.

Additionally, Ben Stiller was awarded with the Wannabe Award, Nickelodeon's version of the lifetime achievement award.

It's so depressing to know that these awards are determined by people who were born in the 90's--and most likely the mid-90's and later. Please excuse me for a moment, while I go take some antioxidants and rub placenta on my skin before I age any further during the writing of this post...

Many more photos from the Kids Choice Awards are after the jump, as well as a complete list of winners...