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The Most Beautiful Woman's brother is saying that Angie named her biological kid Shiloh after him. He's talking A LOT lately. Is Ange cool with that? He'd better recall that despite the role alongside her in "Tomb Raider," Jon Voight hasn't been spoken to in a number of years. She will turn on you!
[James Haven]Voight claims he was originally given Shiloh -- which means "messiah" or "peaceful one" -- as a middle name by his and Jolie's parents Jon Voight and Marcheline Bertrand, before they switched it at the last minute.The 33-year-old actor tells Grazia magazine, "At the last second, my parents gave me Haven instead.
"So it was very cool when Brad and Angie came to me and said: 'We're thinking of names and our favorite is Shiloh. We know that was your original name, so would that be OK?'.
"I was almost in tears -- I was so honored."
That's nice. He goes on to say that Brad has really "grown into" his role as a father, and that they plan to adopt a massive BROOD of children with no "end number" in sight. Is there house big enough? Seriously, does the nannies' union send them a huge fruit basket every Christmas? Or bricks of gold? They are keeping those nannies a-workin'! If they keep this up, they can transform New Orleans into an even bigger city than it used to be pre-Katrina. And it will be all multi-cultural and there will be no poverty, famine or war! And Angelina can wander about in a pure white sari with light emanating from her body and after she's gone, people will bring the sick to bathe in the waters of the fountains that sprung up wherever she walked!
funky feet says:
Gee, I thought she named it after my friend's golden retriever...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holie brother's got to STF. There's a truly gross pic of them making out on Dlisted.
K-Pax says:
If i were a betting gal, and i am, i'd lay odds that Shiloh only has one set of DNA, and that's from the Voight/Jolie siblings.
Ew. Ew. Ew!!!!!!!
MasqueORD says:
..."Angelina can wander about in a pure white sari with light emanating from her body and after she's gone, people will bring the sick to bathe in the waters of the fountains that sprung up wherever she walked"
Blessings and light brother!!!!
That is friggin the funniest things i've read in a long time!!!
whatever says:
She refuses to touch the blob. LOL. Between the rainbow coalition adoptions and her mother refusing to give her even HALF the affection she gives the adopted babies - this kid is fucked and destined for a lifetime of therapy.
Just Sayin says:
Huh! I thought "shiloh" meant boring caucasian blob i gave birth to?
Adeline says:
Anyone ever seen a movie called "Angels and Insects" ?
Whenever I see the Whore and her Brother I am reminded of this movie.
Me thinks Brad-baby is in for the same shock that the title character met with in that movie....
jannre says:
Too bad Whorelina can't find it in her heart to love little Shiloh the blob. She doesn't seem to want to even touch her, haven't seen a pic of her holding that little girl since she was an infant.
WTF says:
The only kids that have a snowballs chance of being more f'ed up that this little cult that Angie is building are Jacko's kids.
I appreciated Angie being a nut-job when it was only amusing self-destruction, but now she's jumped the shark and she is showing herself as the shallow selfish hard-hearted Puta that is really is.
SunGod says:
He was in tears because they didn't have a new car in high school either. Puss!
GIVC says:
I HEART YOU J.HARVEY!!! This site is now my home page. I can't wait for little Shiloh's tell all book.
hiro says:
wow bitches way too harsh on this chick
funky feet says:
Whorelina has earned our scorn :-) Hypocritical hobag.
BJ says:
Happy Birthday to baby Shiloh today! I can't believe that it's already Shiloh's first birthday! I wonder if she'll have cake in Africa. Here's something fun about Shiloh... an astrology reading on video that predicts who her future husband will be and when she'll get married. www.flownetworkproductions.com/shilohjoliepitt.htm
I predict that the bad boyfriend at 18 will be Michael Joseph Consuelos (Kelly Ripa's son), and that the good husband at age 28 will be Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jackson's son). I figure by that time Mike Jr. will have had enough therapy that he will make a good husband. Both of these guys are ten years older than Shiloh. (When you watch the video, this will make more sense.) What does everyone else think?