This Jordan biddy HATES Posh. You can see it in her eyes, and what's falling out of her plasticine lips . Jealousy! That baby's going to have green eyes!Anyway, Jordan aka Katie Price and her gay-lookin' hubby appeared on Extra! and Jordan took the opportunity to lash out at Victoria Beckham. Don't lash too hard, she'll break a hip. Everyone's so damn skinny. Why can't I be skinny? Bastard jerks.
Katie Price and her sexpot alter-ego Jordan, just landed in the U.S., but she's making enemies with another UK import -- Posh and Becks.The surgically enhanced model-turned-reality TV star and her perfectly waxed hubby, Peter Andre, are taking aim at Mrs. Beckham, with Andre telling "'EXTRA" that Jordan's "better looking than Victoria" but rightfully adding, "I'm not as good looking as David."
Jordan, not satisfied with her hubby's potshot, added, "It's not hard to be better looking than her, is it really."
They do sorta come off as Posh and Beck's jealous cousins from the trashy part of England. You know David and Victoria have given them hand-me-downs in Glad trash bags, and Peter was too pudgy to fit into some of David's stuff. Here in the States, some of our trashy people live in trailers. Where do the trashy people come from in Britain? Council flats? I should talk, I live in a damn attic. God, I gotta move.
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DarthPaul says:
They've been enemies for years now. They were "friends" at one point and some falling out happened (I think because Jordan claimed Becks banged her or summat) and Posh allegedly, at a party, started singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with some friends when Jordan was in earshot. I know Jordan later sold her Becks story to the Sun or Mirror and it was stupid.
miss priss says:
Posh is her ticket to get press in the US.
Mickie says:
This couple are total Brit-Trash. Posh is way better looking than this plastic skank too.
Kat says:
She is so nasty. Look at the mustache-like discoloration on her upper lip.
darla says:
oh my..They are so cheap and trashy ! plus, she has a sex tape.I usually hate Victoria but Jordan makes look her like an angel ! at least Victoia has some classy style and a gorgeous husband !