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Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley will set screens alight when they film a steamy threesome for their new movie Best Time Of Our Lives, according to reports. The film, about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, will see Lohan portray Thomas' wife Caitlin MacNamara, while Knightley will star as the poet's childhood friend, Vera Phillips.And lead actor Matthew Rhys has tantalized male fans by hinting at a "menage a trois" involving the two beauties.
He says, "There will be a bit of a menage a trois scene going on. I hope I'm up for it!"
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzWhu? Oh, uh commentary. I got nothing. I think I could get an erection quicker from looking at wet mulch. I know I'm queer though, so maybe I'm not the best person to quiz on this. Ok, this goes out to our two straight-guy readers - the ones who are not actually personal friends of mine who I make check out the site everday. What do you think? Kiera and Cokehead doing the snake dance. Hot? Fill us in.
Photos of Keira Knightley wandering the streets of London with boyfriend Rupert Friend and friends are after the jump.
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Sandisan says:
I'm a girl who's kinda queer for other girls, and this doesn't even interest ME. Maybe back when La Lohan still had potential to be something other than a whiny spoiled celeb (back in Mean Girls), maybe. But it doesn't exactly excite me.
That said, ahem, I would watch it for free on the internet. Just out of curiosity...
sexyback says:
Straight male here and while it sounds slightly promising, I doubt it will be anything too exciting. Probably much like the Cox/Aniston kiss on Dirt. The only hot action in a non-porn (well, technically) was Neve Campbell and Denise Richards in Wild Things. That's a special movie.
And Lindsay Lohan is not sexy. She has the teeth of a child. Does that not bother anyone else? Otherwise, she's good-looking. But the kiddie teeth are unnerving.
By the way, I've just started listening to Liquid Lunch. You guys are awesome. Keep it up!
Tank McGee says:
The thought of Kiera doing a threesome scene is hot, but not with Lindsay. I fear for Kiera's health, unless the delouse Lindsay first.
But a threesome with Natalie Portman or Scarlet Johansen, now that would be truly smoking hot. Straight up boner-riffic!
www.celebritypwn.com says:
Are you kidding me? Of course this is hot. Knightley is a Brit with a dirty mouth and Lohan is a dirty slut. Think of the magic that can happen!
Michelle says:
Yeah, so J., as a gay man you should know better than to just ask straight guys' opinions- what about us not-so-straight girls? :]
Anyway, I am utterly repulsed by Lindsay Lohan as a person. However, it'll be a movie, so she won't be her natural skanky self. She's hot, just a dirty whore. And Kiera is too skinny, but is otherwise hot.
If the director doesn't pussy out, it could be good. :]
Matty says:
Not at all hot, Keira comes across like a frigid bitch and Lohan's just gross. At least I can use that scene to make a bathroom run when it airs on cable.
im in iraq and it sucks says:
I am a straight guy and do find both very attractive due to my loose morals and thing for semi anorexic women. However, I wouldnt be caught dead watching a movie about some brit poet. I will just watch the clip on Egotastic like the other straight guys.
bonnie says:
Dylan Thomas just turned in his grave. Do Lindsay and Keira even know who he IS??
Tom Sederburg says:
Yeah, no shit Bonnie...
Can Lohan even READ?
Frikken slags...
I'm bored.
Feh.
Later,
Tom