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I've always thought this pudgy little non-celeb hairy crib midget was sexy. Why's he dragging this chick around? He can do a little better. He could wear lifts or something. Some girls like short dudes. Is Nicky worth it? She seems ok, but he might actually have to deal with her sister once in awhile. Is she magical in the sack? It's not like he's after her money. Maybe she's really fun or something. But seriously, there's a distinct possibility that you could run into her older lazy eye. Maybe he's into the Creature Double Feature. Poor bastard.

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(Flynet)






4 Comments

April 17, 2007 5:34 PM

HAHahahaa J i am FOOMCLOLROFLING right now! you have made my day yet again...

April 17, 2007 5:41 PM

Oops i mean Lisa!

Wow, he looks incredibly bored. And a little grossed out. Its almost as if shes the drunk girl at a party and hes embarassed because he brought her there.

...what am I saying? ALMOST as if?

June 26, 2007 12:48 PM

These two look miserable as hell together!

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