Kelly Osbourne Is A Buzzkill

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A White Christmas party at Coachella featuring Lohan and Paris got broken up because Kelly Osbourne's purse got swiped and she called the cops. Thanks Kelly, you big narc!

After having her purse snatched at the event, party pooper Kelly Osbourne called the Palm Springs Police, who, in the midst of their "investigation" into the stolen handbag, stumbled upon cocaine and other narcotics in the VIP restroom! The cops shut down the party around 5:30 am, and sent revelers including a party-hardy Lohan (dressed only in her bra and shorts), her "frenemy" Paris Hilton and others off on their merryway.
Damn, they should have Tasered everyone. Like Kelly couldn't afford another purse. Cheap bitch. This party sounds like it should have taken place in a giant trash can. God, I wish I had been invited.

(P.S. It looks like "White Sunglasses Guy" has finally ditched the white sunglasses and got himself a makeover. Way to go "White Sunglasses Guy!")

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(Photos courtesy of Celebrity Babylon)








7 Comments

May 1, 2007 7:19 PM

She is SOOOO rolling in those pics...

not really shocking . . . until they get older and are nasty looking. Old over-tanned beach blondes are nasty!!!!

May 1, 2007 11:07 PM

i'm glad she called. those people are loserrrrrrs

May 2, 2007 12:04 AM

Um, hello? Has noone notice the apparent glass-bottomed vial hanging around Blohan's neck with a white substance showing? I'm jes askin'....

May 2, 2007 2:16 AM

I read Lohan stole the purse, or at least kelly blamed her anyway.

May 2, 2007 9:41 AM

Roll on, Lindsay, roll on.

May 2, 2007 6:53 PM

I thought that was a lighter around her neck. But in the other pic you can see it's all glittery and there is something white at the bottom. Dear Jeebus. I want one!

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