UPDATE: It's been rightfully pointed out to me that Paris is now allowed to be driving. If you think that my disregard for that fact was probably due to my clouded judgment based on my utter distaste for her person, then you would be correct, sir. As you were...
Seriously? Seriously. Paris Hilton, after being sentenced to jail for driving her car when she was not supposed to, was just caught DRIVING WHILE SHE'S STILL NOT SUPPOSED TO. Do any of you remember that episode of the Simpsons where Bart keeps touching something that causes him to say, "Ow," over and over and over and over again, never learning from the pain receptor in his brain NOT TO TOUCH THAT SHIT? Yeah, well, this is worse, cause this idiot is a real person and not a cartoon, although I'm starting to doubt that. So, not only were there witnesses to Paris driving around in her Bentley convertible, they were photographers. Who took pictures.
Despite having her licence suspended, Paris was followed by photographers as she lost her way in LA, finishing up in a dead-end even after reading print-out directions.Photographers also reported she pulled three u-turns in a search for her final destination.
Honestly, I don't know how she doesn't accidentally poke her eyes out when she brushes her teeth, because apparently, she's a barely functioning idiot.
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caroline says:
I'm against capital punishment, but I say FRY HER. In this case, it's more like putting a dying dog to sleep.
Stacy says:
I'm pretty sure she got her license back awhile ago.
Kilgore says:
So does she really think the law doesn't apply to her? I hope someone kicks the shit out of her in jail. I really do.
http://www.kilgoreskitchen.com
SmartyPants says:
OMG! Is she really this arrogant and dumb? (yes!) Or maybe it is just another attention getter, probably cooked up by her stupid bitch of a mother.
You know what is really pathetic? This bitch is so arrogant and flagrantly snubbing her nose at the law, and yet, her little twat fans are still behind her! Nevermind that if THEY pulled this same crap, they would probably get a life sentence!
ugh says:
She got her license reinstated a while ago...she's still annoying though.
Morons says:
Where have you people come from? Under a rock? Parasite Hilton's license was suspended in Sept 2006 thanks to a little thing like DUI. It hasn't been reinstated. HENCE THE TRIP TO COURT. Keep up, or keep quiet.
newfgirl says:
Suspended license aside, I'm not surprised that the stupid ho got lost--- it helps if you can read a book, let alone a map....
DarthPaul says:
This is a pretty serious offense. It's contempt, or something. I hope she hits some other richbitch's dog and gets sued bigtime on top of additional jail time.
2 Old 4 This says:
according to this article from CNN,
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
she still hasn't signed up for drunk school that she was required to attend by February 12th.
AND her mother mocked the judge during her hearing last week:
--When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?" --
that's sure to get her little girl some leniency
Stacy says:
No, I'm not crazy (and I'm certainly not on her side). I do remember a story about her getting her license back, and here is the link.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/19/did-paris-drive-on-suspended-license-again/
Lollie says:
She's such a wart on society, really. I read the save Paris petition, it was pathetic.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Paris_to_Prison/index.html
marni says:
As a lawyer I find it hard to understand the fuss here..does anyone really believe Paris will go to jail ..not a chance ..she will appeal this ruling and either get it varied or just prolong the whole exercise for so long as she can..just look at the Anna Nicole hearings...something that should have taken 2 or 3 court dates went on for months in 2 different countries...Paris has lots of money so she can keep the ball spinning..
k says:
she's purposely holding a California state driver's license in her hand with the mapquest directions in one picture. It would be in her purse if she didn't want it to be photographed. I don't know if it was reinstated or it's still suspended, but it looks like it might have been reinstated temporarily.
Sue says:
Stacy,
I thought I remembered that too...
From A Socialite's Life:
"Paris Hilton's Legally Able to Drive Again"
"So beware people! The socialite was thought to have violated her probation again by being spotted driving her Bentley again. However, according to her lawyer Howard Weitzman, her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road."
Dated April 19th.
Roxy says:
If you look closely at the picture where she has documents in her hand she's even got a Mapquest map that gives her directions.
No. Regard. At. All.
Ian says:
Paris Hilton
Living proof a brain donor can survive - Should be locked up and made to work for a living.
SmartyPants says:
I don't know if she is legally allowed to drive or not, but I think it is pathetic that in this 'land of the free, blah, blah, blah...' that stupid rich people are treated differently than regular people who actually CONTRIBUTE to society. Yeah, sure, America theGreat...hmph!
Also, I believe she should be given a psychiatric evaluation. Seriously. Is spoiled dumb whore an actual psychiatric problem?
matthew says:
the Simpsons episode youre talking about is actually the xmas epsiode when Bart gets a MOM tattoo and then has its lasered off. LISA is touching bart's owie and he keeps saying "OW, quit it.. OW, quit it"
ugh says:
why don't YOU keep up MORONS. get your head out of your a$$
foobar says:
Matthew, actually you are wrong.
The episode mentioned was about Lisa documenting the intellectual differences and similarities between Bart and her pet hamster. It was entitled "Duffless" episode number 9F14. In one test, she electrifies a food pellet which the hamster quickly learns is too dangerous to touch. Bart, however, fared differently. He could not stop touching an electrified cupcake Lisa left out for him, proving that his common sense was much poorer than the hamster's.
Now you know!
pilsbury says:
I'm just wondering what's her next move....
drmike says:
As I understand the terms of her parole, she's only allowed to drive when she's on her way to work and back. I wonder if this is really the case.
G says:
She remembered that she could not drive - but then she got high, but then she got high. That's probably also why she got lost. Stoner!
Loob says:
"Honestly, I don't know how she doesn't accidentally poke her eyes out when she brushes her teeth, because apparently, she's a barely functioning idiot."
Well, her eye is awfully wonky... so yeah. :D
fergs says:
so i think that if she is stupid enough to drive w/o her license after she has been pulled over multiple times for it already she should go to jail. it is time she learned a lesson. if she were any normal person like the rest of us there would not be such a big problem with this. just becuase she is some famous idiot she thinks she deserves special treatment. I THINK NOT!! now she may understand what a real person goes through when they do not obey the law. so send her to jail and keep her there the whole 45 days and she can see what things are really like.