Fashion Disaster: Poor Kelly

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You know the fashion drill. The Editors' comments are awaiting eagerly for you after the jump.



Lisa: I hope they find the bastards who held her down and spray-painted that mess all over her jeans.

J.Harvey: I didn't know Hot Topic had a "Highlight Your Vagine" section.

Cara: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly....I feel for you. This is one mess of unflattering you have going on. By no means do I think you are fat, chubby, or anything of the nature. But my God woman. It looks like you are stowing a couple of hams strapped to your thighs. I blame it on the cut of those wretched pants. Never do that again Kelly. Never ever.






18 Comments

June 29, 2007 1:21 PM

This, unforutantely, is what happens when you get give backwater rednecks fame and cash (re: Spears).

See that picture, kids? That's what the legs and overall figure of most of the women you will meet in your life is going to look like. Get used to it.

June 29, 2007 1:49 PM

Wow it's the elusive punky gorge Idol girl..'Bulimia Nervosa?'

June 29, 2007 1:49 PM

she's a cute girl in bad, unflattering, ugly clothes...

Oh. Sweet. Jesus. Does she not own a mirror? Does she not know that she has a terrible case of sausage legs? Oh my.

June 29, 2007 2:24 PM

Those are the favourite jeans of the type of girl that looks forward to the carnival coming to town.

June 29, 2007 2:39 PM

i've seen this picture on 3 different sites and she looks fatter every time I see them. yikes, girl. Get a freakin' trainer for crying out loud!

"See that picture, kids? That's what the legs and overall figure of most of the women you will meet in your life is going to look like. Get used to it."

YAY! And all us skinny girls love it!

June 29, 2007 3:36 PM

paging Rachel Zoe STAT!

She should really contemplate getting rid of that stylist. That look is a walking tragedy. Kelly Clarkson's actually pretty, but that outfit would tell you that she's trying to get with the nearest sk8r boi or trying to steal pete wentz from ashlee.

June 30, 2007 1:25 AM

Oompa Loompa!

June 30, 2007 3:46 AM

awww, don't make fun.
Kelly is beautiful, and real.
So the outfit may be unflattering, but you have to admit the woman is gorgeous.
Kelly, don't change.
You're someone we should all look up to.

June 30, 2007 4:35 AM

three words.. OMG!!

June 30, 2007 5:48 PM

"See that picture, kids? That's what the legs and overall figure of most of the women you will meet in your life is going to look like. Get used to it."

YAY! And all us skinny girls love it!

*****

i AM a skinny girl but twice this year i've been spurned in favor of girls who are manifest synonyms for large, thick, plump, portly, chubby...

i'm gonna have to agree with the original commenter's conception of reality; i believe you're right. and i think most of American men are adjusting their libidos accordingly.

that being said...i guess i'll go finish off that bag of cookies now.

July 1, 2007 10:51 AM

A big pasty gut semi-covered with sheer layers of maroon fabric...and those jeans.

Does her stylist have glass eyes?

July 2, 2007 1:38 PM

She's so small on top, she definitely needs to wear clothes that highlight that. You think she'd know that, or that somebody would tell her! But I think she's great and I'm so thankful for people like her and Mandy Moore. It's OK to be an AVERAGE size!

July 2, 2007 2:13 PM

That's the way Brooke Hogan would look like if she didn't hit the gym!!!

April 1, 2008 11:39 AM

its cute...kelly's always cute...dont judge kelly she was tryin her best about this bulimia nervosa...you're so true kelly dont change...you always says "i dont care,dont care what peopel says about me" but the fact was you're depress whenver people talks about your weight...your strong so i knew you would fight this disorder so...dont forget god always there for you...dont try attemting suicide you dorky,,,i know you can do it...fight kelly.......

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