See this dude in the picture on the left, holding one of Britney's lil baby boys? Well, X17 has recently identified him as John Sundahl, whom you may remember as the man who claims to be in a romantic relationship with Britney at the moment. Well, Exhale has pointed out that the guy in the picture very closely resembles the bodyguard from the photo on the right, who saved Sean Preston from a spill back in the day, only sans mustache. It's all very confusing. Thank God I don't concern myself with tiresome facts. However, we can confirm that the guy in the picture on the left is actually Britney's cyborg bodyguard from the future, sent to protect her son from a world in which his mother's vagina has been plastered all over the Internet. Tragically, he's arrived a few years too late.
More photos of Britney Spears and "the man" going to church are after the jump.
nona says:
ugh, she even dresses like a tramp to go to church.
Am says:
Is there an official name for the mental disease Brit is suffering from?
Also, on the bright side, at least she's not using the horrific gold purse or those awful brown boots.
Julie says:
Her bodyguard looks like he could be a character on SNL.
celia-cruz says:
it's the body guard with his hair dyed and combed forward, and now wearing sunglasses. that said, any man looks at Britney and sees an opportunity for easy money. if K-Fed could do it, so could the bodyguard. she's such a loser.
Dumdums says:
Listen any man is too good for her with her reckless, idiot behavior growing by the day. So, she should pay him and be glad someone can stand to be close enough to her.. to help her now.. and shaming Britney for her immodest deviant behavior in public humilations, with loss of love and respect is the best medicine we can provide, unless she seeks real private help.
http://psychologytoday.com/conditions/exhibitionism.html
Shasta says:
Why is SPF wearing metallic gold shoes?
Butterscotch Stallion says:
Um...did anyone else notice that her "bodyguard" (snicker)could pass himself off as a taller and more built, BEN STILLER?? Look at the face, the similarity is kinda there! (the one picture of him with the sunglasses on makes him look like "Eric Zoolander")
Life says:
If anyone sat and entirely watched Zoolander, then they are crazier than Britney!
F says:
Why is it that she always tries to hide Jayden from the lime light while Sean Preston has been shown in public since he was born???? Just wondering :o)