Lindsay Lohan Wants to Get Wasted on Water

When normal people sober up, they decide to start drinking non-alcoholic beverages, which often includes water. However, in Lindsay Lohan's case, she'd like to take it one step further and endorse a brand of water and has been chatting with mineral water brands, hoping to land a gig as a water spokeswoman.

A source said: "A rep or assistant called Evian's office last week, asking for free shipments of Evian to be delivered to Lindsay."

Maybe her angle can be that water is the fun drink for sober starlets to enjoy. She can do water cooler kegs stands in a commercial or something. That said, the idea is growing on me. Meanwhile, here are some still from her upcoming film, "I Know Who Killed Me." Lindsay gets to vamp it up in the movie, playing a stripper. Wow, so I guess strippers really do dress like Pussycat Dolls, if this film is accurate. I also really like the first picture, where Linds looks like, "Wow, thanks for the big, ugly, fake blue flower." I want a whole bouquet of those at my wedding.

More photos of Lindsay Lohan from "I Know Who Killed Me" after the jump.