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Personally, I think that Britney's bod is looking pretty toned in these pics. She's a mother of two, for crying out loud. But, I just don't know why she insists on wearing such wacky outfits. I don't quite understand the "formal half-shirt" look. I can see her getting ready in the morning, looking at herself in the mirror, with the kids scootching around on the floor, telling them, "Isn't Mommy a sexy business lady? Hmm, isn't she?" Also, the whole "wear-a-highlighter-colored-wig-to-avoid-attention" scheme doesn't seem to be working too well. I'm thinking she might want to try a new strategy, cause her Lil' Kim late 90's look is slightly dated.

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More pix of Brit impersonating a smooth operator, as well as sporting a pink bob wig after the jump...



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7 Comments

Lawdy lawdy lawdy! They need to just go ahead and reserve seats in therapy for poor SP and JJ right now. Those kids are going to need serious help growing up with this train-wreck as a mother.

July 16, 2007 3:07 PM

In some photos, like these ones here, Britney looks slim and shows signs still of her dancer's body, and then in others she looks about as slim and graceful as a rugby player.
What is that, water retention ?

July 16, 2007 3:27 PM

I agree lisa she is lookin pretty good here and lets not forget she is a mom of 2.

July 16, 2007 3:30 PM

Didn't we already find out that Britney struck a secret deal with X17 to wear crap like that, and that if she wears 2-3 weird outfits per day she gets more money, and that that's part of the reason she's being so smug about "what the public thinks they know"?

As if having someone pay her to wear trashy outfits makes me think she's less of a joke...

idiot.

July 17, 2007 2:05 AM

I find it hard to believe the X17 story simply because on occasion wouldn't she be photographed wearing something cute or stylish. I rarely see her wearing something that doesn't look like one of her flunkies went dumpster diving for cast offs behind the Good Will or Salvation Army store.

Britney wears the outfits to

ATTRACT ATTENTION.

July 19, 2007 5:58 PM

Britney looks good in these photos.

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