Britney Spears reportedly broke down in tears this weekend at a Bel Air sushi restaurant. Perhaps she already lost her $3,000 puppy. [CW]
Yucky hanger-on Criss Angel apparently has a new celebrity target: Lindsay Lohan. Photographers snapped Angel hanging on the rehabbed starlet Saturday at Vegas nightclub Pure. [GTS]
Anne Hathaway tried to impress us with her knowledge of naughty lyrics by Peaches. [RR]
Victoria Beckham has a few specific qualities she expects in her new personal assistant: "She can't be too good looking, she can't be too thin. It has to be all about me." [POTP]
Trouble-magnet Perez Hilton stopped by Tori Spelling's beach party this weekend looking like he was about to go on an expedition to Antarctica. [GB]
DJ AM and supermodel Jessica Stam are dunzo. Friends of the couple claimed Stam was too "high-maintenance" for Nicole Richie's ex-fiancée. [WW]
Hugh Grant and on/off girlfriend Jemima Kham are allegedly back on; a source told Britain's Daily Mail that an engagement announcement might be in their near future. [AIW]
Jinxy McDeath says:
So it's been established that Perez is stupid, frankenberry fugly, FAT and a thief - and now that nasty queen is wearing a down jacket and sweating his greasy ass off where he stinks up the beach. Is he never going to fucking leave the west coast?
Helen Keller could pick out better clothes than Perez. Did x17 take this shot... Ha.