Fashion Disaster: Hayden Christensen

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What happened to the Darth Vader hotness? The Editors take a stab at the problem after the jump.



J.Harvey: Damn, don't put a quarter in his cup of coffee by accident. Will he dance for me for a five? Jaysus, the force is not with this bitch.

Lisa: Hayden Christensen's shins are the only part of his body that managed to avoid the trap of being covered in hobo costume.

Cara: Ugh, this is the second time he has made me wish that he wore nothing but that Darth Vader gear. I mean ...come on. That was hot. You know...the giant cod-piece he rocked with the big helmet. Ok, so I am freak.




8 Comments

You're right. He should take those clothes off immediately.

July 20, 2007 2:18 PM

Good God, is "homeless, crazy" the new rage in fashion?
When are we going to stop looking to Britney Spears as trend setter?

July 20, 2007 2:22 PM

So- this confirms it: Hayden is NOT gay! Sorry to contribute to the stereotype but I can't believe that any gay man would set foot in public rockin this- not even one PEICE of this clothing! No way. (especially the shoes- straight man shoes all the way- correct me if you disagree)

July 20, 2007 5:52 PM

Straight man shoes? How about "man on the corner with his dog asking for money" shoes.

July 21, 2007 11:12 AM

Oh Please! Hayden at least likes to travel comfortable. What's wrong with that? I would wear jeans or shorts on a plane wealthy or not. I'm not going to fucking dress up or wear a dress like Posh. I like Victoria but, she always feels the need to look glamerous all the time. Probably cuz of the fucking paps. Thats silly and stupid.
Hayden's still the HOTNESS! Nothing could make this man look fugs. Even his stubble is cute.
@ Sarah, this does comfirm that fact that, Hayden is not Gayden! Gay men love to dress well and look perfect all the time. He would have dress slacks and a nicely ironed Polo shirt or somthing like, that on if he was Gay. Plus, he's probably be clean shaven.
I love Rachel and Hayden. I wish them well if, they are a couple. I hope the paps leave them alone and let them be. Of course they won't!
BTW- He's got new High top sneakers on! It's not the busted ass Puma's again eventhough, I thought those were cute on him.

July 21, 2007 11:12 AM

Oh Please! Hayden at least likes to travel comfortable. What's wrong with that? I would wear jeans or shorts on a plane wealthy or not. I'm not going to fucking dress up or wear a dress like Posh. I like Victoria but, she always feels the need to look glamerous all the time. Probably cuz of the fucking paps. Thats silly and stupid.
Hayden's still the HOTNESS! Nothing could make this man look fugs. Even his stubble is cute.
@ Sarah, this does comfirm that fact that, Hayden is not Gayden! Gay men love to dress well and look perfect all the time. He would have dress slacks and a nicely ironed Polo shirt or somthing like, that on if he was Gay. Plus, he's probably be clean shaven.
I love Rachel and Hayden. I wish them well if, they are a couple. I hope the paps leave them alone and let them be. Of course they won't!
BTW- He's got new High top sneakers on! It's not the busted ass Puma's again eventhough, I thought those were cute on him.

July 21, 2007 11:12 AM

Oh Please! Hayden at least likes to travel comfortable. What's wrong with that? I would wear jeans or shorts on a plane wealthy or not. I'm not going to fucking dress up or wear a dress like Posh. I like Victoria but, she always feels the need to look glamerous all the time. Probably cuz of the fucking paps. Thats silly and stupid.
Hayden's still the HOTNESS! Nothing could make this man look fugs. Even his stubble is cute.
@ Sarah, this does comfirm that fact that, Hayden is not Gayden! Gay men love to dress well and look perfect all the time. He would have dress slacks and a nicely ironed Polo shirt or somthing like, that on if he was Gay. Plus, he's probably be clean shaven.
I love Rachel and Hayden. I wish them well if, they are a couple. I hope the paps leave them alone and let them be. Of course they won't!
BTW- He's got new High top sneakers on! It's not the busted ass Puma's again eventhough, I thought those were cute on him.

August 1, 2007 12:10 PM

oh come on, guys. give hayden a break! i agree that hayden looks homeless and everything but he's an actor; he works his ass off so much that recently he just hasn't been caring about his physical appearance. that is a complete shame because he is totally HOT!

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