Every A-list slut and your mother are invited to this do. Invites went out on red velvet with gold lettering. Which I'm sure is ironic and meant to spoof America's tacky celebrity excesses. But still - ugh. I'm sure Tar-jhay has something nicer Katie could have picked up. Tom Cruise's bash for the Beckhams is taking place on Sunday night and my ass wasn't invited. Don't they know who I am? Jerks.
Two of Hollywood's biggest stars -- Tom Cruise and Will Smith -- are hosting a private, welcome-to-L.A. bash for the Beckhams at the Museum of Contemporary Art's Geffen Contemporary in downtown Los Angeles.The 600-person, invitation-only list includes Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Jim Carrey, Anjelica Huston, Steven Spielberg, David Geffen, producers Jerry Bruckheimer and Brian Grazer, Warner Bros. President Alan Horn and Universal Pictures chief Ron Meyer. Not invited inside: the paparazzi that have followed the Beckhams' every move here.
"This is the hardest party to get into," said one person with knowledge of the affair, "It's A-list only. And, no press."
Anjelica f*cking Huston's tired ass was invited and I wasn't? Jim Carrey and his Yanni hair were invited and my inbox remains empty of Evites?!?! Screw them! Oprah can blow me! And don't worry, we'll at least have pics of people arriving.
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gail says:
The woman's never read a book--and actually state that, and the man sounds like a British Mickey Mouse. They aren't unique.
gail says:
The woman's never read a book--and actually states that, and the man sounds like a British Mickey Mouse. They aren't unique.
Margaret says:
I was invited, but it's my bingo night so I had to decline.
green cardigan says:
Believe me when I tell you, you'll soon be sick to the back teeth of the Beckhams over there in the US. Whichever Immigration Officer issued their visas, has a lot to answer for.
Brandon says:
they are both hot. they are hopefully going to add both culture and couture to the (mostly) drab united states.
sasha says:
boooks get quite repetive after a while. TTHeir are some good ones or ones that meant well. YOu have the sigma protocol ( any dan brown is ovverated shit)gossip girls i cant think of much else how many teen love stories lonely buissness people spy espionage turned against can you have, and dont get me started on "rules" books. Ill stick to my science journals and fashion mags. NO wonder people dont really read it has not to do with ones intelligence.
Tanya says:
Ok, Sasha, according to you, books get repetitive so you only read magazines? Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, that must be the reason why you can't string together a coherent sentence. You write so poorly I can barely understand you. If you're foreign or have a learning disability, I apologize, but otherwise there's just no excuse for you not being able to write as well as a third grader. What's so repetitive about books? Is it just one word you can't understand after another?
Wendy says:
Let the Scientology recruiting begin!!!
Logan says:
It must really suck being a dude with that high voice. You just gotta know people are makin' fun of ya.
Tanya's go too much time says:
you're a righteous one aren't ya? well if you haven't noticed computers are replacing books, and like sasha said, all the books out there are crap anyway.
Who cares if she types too fast, it's not a literary website, or some writing contest, it's damn gossip.
People really amaze me.
Jinxy McDeath says:
Let the bad teeth and aversion to soap begin! Bragging that you are ill read is sad, you just admitted you are ignorant, poorly educated and low income. Thanks Becks and Posh, lowering standards one country at a time!