And he's a good-looking famous actor. Who wouldn't? We're men! I flew to Dallas from Boston once for a sure thing. Yee-haw! If Joey Fatone contacted me from the outer reaches of the Crab Nebula with an offer of sexy time, my troll ass would be holding NASA officials at gunpoint to make sure I got myself on the next rocket out. Joey Fatone in a space suit. *sigh* Oh, right. Jude Law flew to Germany to see his new chick, who's a German underwear model. Upgrade! Not a nanny! Remember when all Jude did was act well in films? Where's that guy been? Is it because he had 3,000 films out at the same time at one point and we all tired of him? He'll always be Dickie Greenleaf to me. *sigh* Dickie Greenleaf and Joey Fatone in spacesuits.
The 34-year-old actor strolled through a park with with German underwear model Susan Hoecke by his side."Jude and Susan seemed really happy and were pretty tactile with one another," said an onlooker.
"Over dinner, initially they both appeared pretty nervous and fidgety but, after tucking into a second bottle of wine, they really loosened up, giggling, at times, loudly and uproariously.
Get it! And I bet it got sweaty! Though, I'm thinking Jude is probably pretty missionary position. He looks small and compact and maybe a little too lazy to be slamming her head off the headboard and causing her to claw him out of fiery passion. Actors are selfish.
(Flynet)
More photos of Jude Law and Susan Hoecke are after the jump.
(Flynet)
ladeeda says:
J Harvey - This is the funniest posting I have read in a while! KUDOS!
Nanc' says:
I guess I'm the only person who doesn't find Jude attractive but, damn!, he can act the pants off (literally) most people these days!
pedro says:
He is not attractive at all. URGHHHHHHHHHHH!
sheryl says:
I love Jude. Nice pics...dumb, dumb article. "Remember when all Jude did was act in films?" When ALL he did??? As opposed to what? Dumb. And nanny reference = yawwwwwwn...(god!) He's got more goin' on than any loser on this board!
Love you, Jude! Hope you both had a great time! I'm sure neither has any complaints.
Cracker says:
These are nice pics, but what a moronic write-up. Can't you just post the pics without the lame attempt at humor?
angie says:
I like these pictures. Jude's one of my faves, and I'm lookin' forward to seeing his new movie.
ERICA says:
Dear J. Harvey,
You should stop being so jealous of Jude. Just sit your fat ass in your chair and post the pictures and keep your comments to yourself.
Love always
Erica
Jude's my guy! says:
JUDE!
Jude's my guy! says:
JUDE!