Bullet Bypasses Beyonce

August 29, 2007


Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

Looks like the Onion News Network is getting all TMZish on us with this breaking Beyonce news report:

Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.

Our thoughts and prayers are with you "B." Oh and that other dude too.






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7 Comments

August 29, 2007 6:25 PM
Brittaany says:

gotta love satire

August 29, 2007 11:10 PM
crazymomma says:

Please tell me you know "the Onion" is all fake news...in other words "satire".

/I love " ". :)

August 30, 2007 10:20 AM
chrystal says:

Yeah, I thought, OMG, until I realized it was "Onion" news...they are hilarious!

August 30, 2007 11:58 AM
peachpie says:

well, thanks for the comments. becuase i did NOT know that ONN was satirical. after i viewed the clip, i was just shaking my head... wtf?... shot right to the comment page to say "surely this is a joke."... but ah, the joke's on me.

August 30, 2007 2:21 PM
Interloper says:

I hope Omarion is praying for that (fake) guy.

Obscure? Never mind.

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