George Romero needs to train a camera on this one. Damn! Watch your brains, Vampirella's hungry! Undead Kelly Osbourne has landed a gig on Britain's Radio 1.
Radio 1 announced a radical change in programmes today, with Kelly Osbourne joining the station and JK and Joel getting the boot.Kelly will join as host of The Surgery, in which listeners phone in with medical or personal problems.
Medical problems? Hopefully she's doing the Adam Carolla thing with a trained physician. Who wants Kelly Osbourne addressing their ulcer, or that lump in your breast? Jesus, she'd probably recommend you draw a smoky Cleopatra eye on it and go out to the club.
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