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That is a gay-ass hat. Add a colorful ribbon and it's a definite accessory to sport at the retirement village's women's shuffleboard tourney. In 1982. Anyway, K-Fed wants to keep acting. Please, the only acting you're doing is playing a concerned parent so you can get your check!

Britney Spears's ex donned the spiky 'do for his guest-starring gig on the CW's One Tree Hill, according to Extra, which visited Federline on the set.

"I'm really into the acting thing," Federline tells Extra. "I'm loving it!"

As are producers, who cast him for a two-episode arc but may want him back for more, calling him a "perfect fit" to play the frontman for No Means Yes, a rock band in the show's fictional setting of Tree Hill, N.C,


That's a charming name for a band. "One Tree Hill" loves rape! In other news, Britney might apologize for her VMA performance at the Emmys. Cause' that makes sense.

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Yes, according to an Emmy Awards show source, who tells Usmagazine.com that Fox network brass were "in negotiations" with Brit's camp as of Thursday afternoon to get her on this Sunday night's annual telecast. The source adds that while her appearance has not yet been confirmed, "the idea is to have her come on and apologize for the VMAs. She's weighing the offer."
It's not like she flashed her tit at the Superbowl! Jesus, so she looked like an ass. If everybody in Hollywood was apologizing for looking like an ass at totally random award shows, we wouldn't have time to give the actual awards out. We'd get Vanessa Hudgens upstaging Dame Judi Dench!



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"Please, the only acting you're doing is playing a concerned parent so you can get your check!"
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Right on, J Harvey ;)

What is Brit going to apologize for? being a bad mother, acting like a psycho, flashing her pussy to everyone, dancing badly, putting on a terrible show, lip-syncing incorrectly? The list goes on and on.....

he could do a send up of JT's DIB - he could be gigalo in a box...what about the kids he has with Shar? Not worth so much?

What is Brit going to apologize for? being a bad mother, acting like a psycho, flashing her pussy to everyone, dancing badly, putting on a terrible show, lip-syncing incorrectly, being a fat pig, dressing like she came from a K-Mart trailer park? The list goes on and on.....

September 14, 2007 5:04 PM

K-Fed is indeed an ass-hat, but gay? Nah.

eh, he could be a little gay. how many male back-dancers in the history of the "art form" have been straight? Three?

September 14, 2007 8:07 PM

it looks like he's trying to get his life squared away after all the brit shit. blame him if you want, but any straight guy would have fucked and married her if she asked. i say take this nutty bitch for everything, because that's what everyone thinks you're doing anyway

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