All you'd need is a strategically placed pot or salad bowl and you'll be good to go. Check out the "costumes" after the jump.
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The Ultimate Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty Topless Mega-Gallery!
Now that the infamous topless photos of Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty (on a boat and enjoying a meal on their hotel balcony) have surfaced, more details about the couple's relationship have emerged. According to an inside source that tattled to the New York Daily News, "Sienna didn't break...
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EXCLUSIVE: Sienna Miller's Italian Vacation With Balthazar Getty Continues
Previously topless, Sienna Miller reluctantly donned some clothing for this boat trip with Balthazar Getty. Maybe it was because she was at lunch with some friends out in public that she felt the need to cover her ladies.Although, as you'll see later on today, Sienna doesn't necessarily have a... -
UPDATE: Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twins (For Real)
UPDATE: Yep. Angelina has given birth! Now we just have to wait for the first baby pictures.Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl and a boy. The obstetrician who delivered the twins, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told The Associated Press that the actress, the babies and Jolie's partner, Brad... -
I Barely Missed Seeing Tony Romo Serenade Jessica Simpson
Monday night Jessica Simpson went out to celebrate her birthday a few days early with boyfriend Tony Romo. After going out to dinner the couple headed to the Key Club in West Hollywood with friends Vivica A. Fox and Matt Leinart.Glam rock cover band Steel Panther was playing that...
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Vishaal says:
HOT HOT HOT HOT
Kj Malc says:
I don't think this GUY is more hotter than Zac Efron.
You can compare it here
Starbucks says:
I'm sorry it is just not sanitary to cook in the nude...
Zekers says:
I think I'd be willing to risk it, Starbucks, except the bowl-stirrer...not fond of steel-wool in my food.
Noname says:
"Somewhere, someone, is tired of putting up with his shit."
stolidog says:
well, these guys don't look gay at all, huh?
Billy says:
Nothing like a little man-chowder on your dinner plate, icky
aw! says:
these guys are hot! why are they covering up the goods, though?
ricki lake says:
This is from Cosmo from sooooooooo long ago. 3+ years, I remember these boys vividly. They started the trend of having the 4 hot nude/almost nude guy pictorial spread in every issue. I don't buy that trash anymore though.
green cardigan says:
To be honest, a photo spread of Russell Crowe cooking in the nip would have more appeal for me.
All the perfect muscles, teeth and hairstyles are B O R I N G. Give me flab and an attitude problem over that, anyday ;)
Batmamma says:
LOL! The comments have me rolling...steel-wool in my food - hysterical! Maybe not sanitary, no, but also dangerous, don't ya think? Wouldn't there be a risk of burns to a man's special purpose whilst cooking nude?
labsnabys says:
The photo captions are only slightly cheesier than the pictures themselves.
Cara says:
These photos have been around for a few years - a friend emailed them to me ages ago. Definitely hot, but nothing new.
wally says:
They're from Austrlian Cosmo... or Cleo... from, like, 2002.