Kiefer, why ya gotta be like that? Kiefer Sutherland has reportedly stopped signing autographs because he blames fan photography for his recent DUI arrest and sentencing. I love you, Jack Bauer but you might wanna look inward. Or at least at the bottle of Jim Beam in your nightstand. And the one in your glovie. And in that shoe box. And behind the tool shed. And in the pouch on the back of your Nana's wheelchair.
Sutherland was snapped by camera-wielding fans as he stumbled from his car--pictures that appeared on the Internet and could have been used as evidence in court.And the 40-year-old is fuming. Autograph collector Michael Wehrmann tells New York gossip column PageSix, "He was one of the best autograph signers there was.
"He would always stand and sign for a half hour, but since his arrest, he's been telling collectors, 'I don't do that anymore. You guys screwed me.' "
Kiefer will spend 48 days behind bars, including Christmas Day. Isn't there a Pogues song about that? Don't blame the fans, blame your alcoholism. And if it's that bad, call Chloe from prison and have her open all the locks. That bitch is smart, and she can pull off a lot of crazy shit!
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Samantha Jones says:
Take your signature and shove it up your drunk ass, jerk!
Hi5 Codes says:
This guy is a joke... he is his own problem.
stolidog says:
whatever, i might just go commit a crime so i can be his cellmate. And, trust, i'd get the top bunk.
chick says:
What a joke this guy is - can't even take responsiblity for his own actions! He couldn't pay me to take his autograph!!
Jesse D says:
Aww now see and I liked him before this!!! Jerk!!
gerard Vandenberg says:
Listen carefully, I will only say this once:
I don't know if your parents are still alive but BLAME THEM!! Or maybe better: YOUR YOUTH and the lack playing hide and seek!!
With other words: SLEEP WELL, kiefer!!
TwistThis says:
40 years old my ass. He and Julia Roberts get younger every year.
Zekers says:
Just another spoiled brat with a strong sense of entitlement.