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Please put some pants on. In her defense, she's actually a convict so it's fair game to mock herself. Maybe she should be self-deprecating more often and she would come off as less odious. Here's Paris Hilton on the Halloween party circuit. A source says that she bought around 14 different costumes for Halloween. Couldn't one of them have been a sheet over her head? If I have to see this one's ass one more time...egads.

After recently getting irked at David Letterman for drilling her about her infamous stint in the slammer, the heiress, 26, got the last laugh, dressing as a sexy prisoner -- with the word JAIL BAIT emblazoned on her booty -- as she hosted a bash at Las Vegas hot spot LAX Wednesday night.

It was the second costume for Hilton that night (she also dressed as a sexy military girl).


She allegedly told reporters that she was wearing the military outfit in support of our troops in Iraq. If I was serving, I would immediately journey home to toss a grenade at her ignorant ass for that comment. Does every occupation have a slut version for Halloween? Accountant? Dolphin trainer? Coal miner?She probably has them all. If you need slut falafel stand worker, she's your girl.


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Photos: Flynet Onilne

More photos of Paris Hilton from her Halloween party at LAX after the jump.



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Photos: WENN




7 Comments

Mmmmmm, falafels!

What is with the contacts? She wore those in the last pics of her posted here...does she think they improve her appearance??? Oye! I half expect her to turn into the Hulk or something. You're a charmer, Paris.

You have GOT to be kidding me --
Can you spell VAPID? P-A-R-I-S
And those shoes ... those shoes ...

November 4, 2007 11:29 AM

im in the military and the guys NEVER talk about this skank. it's always jessica alba or scarlet hohansen.. pretty much jessica alba.

What's the big deal, we all know she dresses like a hoe bag any other day of the week!!?? These outfits aren't even that bad actually... haha

She's starting to look old, I guess her party life is catching up to her! hahaha
With all her $$ she should look way better then this on one of the most commercialistic days of the year!!!
eww look at her back in the 3rd military pic... *shudders*

She's starting to look old, I guess her party life is catching up to her! hahaha
With all her $$ she should look way better then this on one of the most commercialistic days of the year!!!
eww look at her back in the 3rd military pic... *shudders*

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