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We are counting down the top 10 people who the ASL editors, Lisa Timmons and J. Harvey would love to Bitch Slap for their behavior in the past year. Each day, for the next ten days we will be revealing the top ten. Here we go:
10. Dinah & Michael Lohan – What would these two be doing if the camera had never been invented? Dina Lohan’s life seems to be one long impression of the permissive mom character played by Amy Poehler in Lindsay’s last good movie, “Mean Girls,” in which she loved telling her daughter and her friends, “You girls keep me young. Oh, I love you so much,” in between offering them drinks and sex advice. Then, the one-woman-press-junket couldn’t have been happier to keep us all abreast of her daughter’s personal goings-on while she was in rehab, working to try and clean herself up. Then we found out that she had lied about her supposed stint as a Rockette, basically making it sound like she’d never really had a job before giving birth to her red-headed gold mine. Shortly thereafter, the woman became an entertainment news correspondent, after claiming last year that she would be the “white Oprah” with her new talk show and now has a reality series in the works, so that she can fully exploit her family in new and exciting ways. But let’s not forget Michael Lohan, whose first mistake was getting involved with Dina in the first place. Then, he acted the fool during his eldest daughter’s oh-so-crucial adolescence but let’s get to the specifics of his behavior this year. So, he’s another one who had to go to jail and find God, but of course no one in that family ever does anything quietly, so he alerted the media to his findings and has since been making a public spectacle of his attempts to reconcile with his children, most especially with his movie star daughter. Granted, these people might actually be earnest in their desire to be good parents and human beings, but I don’t understand their need to TELL everyone that’s what they’re doing. Constantly.
Check out the Dina & Michael Lohan 2007 photo gallery featuring over 35 photos of the twosome after the jump.
Deboiah | December 22, 2007 at 10:25 am
Good god with the year of stellar parenting we’ve seen, you could almost have Bitchslap, The Parent Edition and *still* have slaps to spare.
Loves the award, gonna stay tuned for the full beating!
Ugh | December 22, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I still don’t understand why pictures of them were ever taken.
gerard Vandenberg | December 22, 2007 at 1:17 pm
TWO WHORES IN CLOSE-UP!!
These two ZERO-FAILURES raised a third failure named lilo. When we all observe that lilo-FAILURE we know right away why she constantly is in trouble. WITH SUCH PARENTS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Zelda F. | December 22, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Does anyone know from which planet Gerard was sent to us? And……… WHY??????
kellygrrrl | December 22, 2007 at 5:29 pm
clearly, Dina should be sending a Thank You gift to Lynn Spears who managed to do the impossible:
knock Dina off the top of the WORST STAGE MOM list
Perez | December 22, 2007 at 10:30 pm
they are both disgusting!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316383
Stanford Matthews | December 23, 2007 at 9:27 am
Does all the ‘popular’ attention generate these freaks or would they be hatched in spite of it?
Starla | December 24, 2007 at 7:09 am
Zelda, what’s your problem with Gerard???? I think he’s pretty damn funny.
Zelda F. | December 26, 2007 at 1:30 am
What can I say Starla? I guess I just get tired of his constant references to “sweet tasting pussies” dicks, and other incredibly crude references. Most of the people on here seem to be able to get a point across, humorous and serious, without being so crude and trying to shock others. I’m certainly not the only one who has remarked, why don’t you ask some of the others? Or just go back and reread the comments. In summary, I guess there’s just no accounting for taste, good or bad. Happy New Year!!!
DAVID | April 17, 2008 at 8:10 pm
She is totally hot in a slutty kind of way. I would totally beat it up!!!