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50 Cent recently talked to Britain’s Loaded magazine, revealing that his top-secret way of getting into multiple ladies’ pants is more easily performed in jolly Old England: “England’s drinking laws are definitely going to cause more threesomes and if you’re out that late, you gotta feed the girl the champagne. They love that stuff.”
It’s funny cause my rules of seduction for the opposite sex are pretty much just as intricate and less-than-obvious:
Boobies. Do everything you can to showcase them because boys like them. They also like long hair.
50 Cent also had this to add, “Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population.” Why this man isn’t doing PSA’s or speaking at middle schools for sex education seminars is completely beyond me.
Maria | July 5, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Ghetto is not always fabulous!
Star Jones | July 5, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Any women that would want to sleep with that thing deserves the STD waiting for her.
He’s a nasty monkey boy who couldn’t get a Flatbush whore if it wasn’t for his money.
susiegrl | July 5, 2006 at 5:09 pm
‘”Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population.”
Why this man isn’t doing PSA’s or speaking at middle schools for sex education seminars is completely beyond me…’
Or a lesson (or twenty on) how to speak proper english!
Cattt | July 5, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Okay in other words your RAPING them.
Gigi | July 5, 2006 at 9:57 pm
Isn’t he late for a bat mitzvah in New Jersey?
KK | July 5, 2006 at 10:10 pm
I’m sick and tired of all these NASTY-A$$ rappers! Most of the rap coming out now is pure crap!!! All these guys ever sing about is SEX…constantly. It’s disgusting. It’s like they have nothing better to do all day than screw. Their videos are the worst, with girls and their giant butts gyrating in the camera. Total lack of respect for and utter degradation of females.
50 cent is worth exactly 50 cents!
rob enderle | July 5, 2006 at 11:13 pm
Considering the sky high teen pregnancy rates among blacks in the US, I think it would have been more useful to spread that message at home.
Thanks Gigi, your post made me laugh.
Its hard not to laugh at his street cred when hes nothing more than some rich jewish teens little bitch.
Still, you have to be impressed. To be THAT illiterate and have people pay for kindergarden level rhymes is truly amazing.
Sort of like having Nicole Richie write a diet book.
Not impressive | July 6, 2006 at 3:00 am
Birth rate and all that bullshit aside. Mr. Fiddy, condoms don’t protect you from everything. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there…He and the skanks probably take away little mementos after their little nights out…Ew!
anti | July 6, 2006 at 11:35 am
Wow such words of wisdow, i can hardly contain myself.
kiki | July 6, 2006 at 11:47 am
Great way for him to sound like he’s taking advantage of drunk girls. Binge drinking amongst females is a huge problem in the Uk, coincidentally we also have highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe. Putting date rape drugs in girls’ drinks is everywhere and this is not something ‘fiddy’ should be seemingly celebrating by putting a somewhat light-hearted advantage of threesomes onto it!!!
bb | July 6, 2006 at 3:43 pm
There are better things to worry about people – like boycotting the terrible rap of today so this pig will go away.
noodles | July 6, 2006 at 4:12 pm
now, if only all these wanna-be-hard white kids in middle america & suburbia would stop buying his garbage music (oh yes folks – Mr. Cent has WAY more white fans than Black) then maybe this dude will go away.
no skill. lyrics are wack. beats are mediocre and he has absolutely nothing to say. regurgitated cliches on repeat. not to mention ugly as sin. if it wasn’t for Eminem, he’d be a nobody.
but that’s another story for another day.
Grandmaster Meli Mel | July 7, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Are ya’ll fucking serious, whether you like it or not 50 has appeal…..DUH!!!! You all said it yourselves, more WHITE kids like him than black….what do you think he was trying to accomplish??…haha…Don’t hate on him now, he’s #8 on Forbes top 100 people…..laugh at that!!!!…Aside from making music, he does invest in a lot of other meaningful things. But you all woudn’t know that because you’re bias towards the rap scene anyway…..LET’S ALL DO LIKE TACO BELL AND STEP OUTSIDE THE BOX…..IT’S 2006….HIP-HOP IS HERE TO STAY 50 OR NO 50….look him up get your facts straight and then you can comment.
Yuck! | July 7, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Give me a break! Yea, rap IS here to stay because there are some VERY GOOD rap artists and songs with great hooks, but stop sticking up for your foul homey 50! He’s a pig! He belongs in a sty!
Grandmaster Meli Mel | July 10, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Who is anyone to call anyone a pig…if you don’t like an artist’s music, comment on their music…don’t throw name calling in there because it really doesn’t make a good argument.
EX)Q:Why are you opposed to 50 Cent?
A: Because he’s ugly, he stink’s, he’s a pig.
Q: So uhhh…why are you opposed to 50 Cent again?
And I’ll continue to BE REAL and take up for his music, unlike others I can back up my argument. Believe it or not the muthafucka sells, don’t act like you haven’t danced your little tail off to his music at a club before…YOU give ME a break….i’m tired of people who know nothing about music downing artists because of what….NO ONE REALLY KNOWS….
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