A-Rod Hangs With Ex Cynthia, Madonna Plots To Get Him Back

February 12th, 2009 // 9 Comments

Amidst the media cyclone of Alex Rodriguez‘s admitted steroid use, he
rushed to the comfort of Cynthia’s buff, sculpted arms — not Madonna‘s. Madge is none too happy about this. She’s been pumping iron and doing one-handed push-ups all year in order to hold and rock A-Rod to sleep after a long hard day. That’s her woman now, Cynthia. Step off.

According to the New York Daily News: “Madge is pissed! Alex ran right
home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis.”

Madonna thinks she has The Most Experience Ever when it comes to her own self-generated media storms, and doesn’t get why Alex didn’t rush to her for solace.

In case it was that little, Brazilian-Jesus-model-fling-whatever-get-over-it-A-Rod, she assured Alex (again!) that Jesus Luz is nothing but a “PR stunt.” (Probably to help her appear young and relevant.)

“She’s so desperate to see Alex, she’s plotting a way that they can
sneak out to the Hamptons to work things out. She wants to have some
alone time.”

You could sub the words “A-Rod”  “Madonna” “Cynthia” and “Jesus” with four teenagers at your local high school if you wanted. There are several slutty cheerleader/dumb jock love squares just like this swirling on every yellow bus in America.

Let’s just hope they all kiss and make up before prom.

View a gallery if Alex Rodriguez, Cynthia Rodriguez and Madonna here!

 


Amidst the media cyclone of Alex Rodriguez‘s admitted steroid use, he
rushed to the comfort of Cynthia’s buff, sculpted arms — not Madonna‘s.
Madge is none too happy about this. She’s been pumping iron and doing
one-handed push-ups all year in order to hold and rock A-Rod to sleep after a
long hard day. That’s her woman now, Cynthia. Step off.According to the New York Daily News: “Madge is pissed! Alex ran right
home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis.”Madonna thinks she has The Most Experience Ever when it comes to her own self-generated media storms, and doesn’t get why Alex didn’t rush to her for solace. In case it was that little, Brazilian-Jesus-model-fling-whatever-get-over-it-A-Rod, she assured Alex (again!) that Jesus Luz is nothing but a “PR stunt.” (Probably to help her appear young and relevant.) “She’s so desperate to see Alex, she’s plotting a way that they can
sneak out to the Hamptons to work things out. She wants to have some
alone time.”You
could sub the words “A-Rod”  “Madonna” “Cynthia” and “Jesus” with four
teenagers at your local high school if you wanted. There are several
slutty cheerleader/dumb jock love squares just like this swirling on
every yellow bus in America. Let’s just hope they all kiss and make up before prom.

By Melissa Noble

  1. Tj20

    socialitelife.celebuzz stop making stories or stupid gossip. Madonna and Alex are not a couple they just friends and have the same manager. and hello!!! Alex and Cynthia have children. dont you think that Alex is going to Cynthia to see his kids.

    “that Jesus Luz is nothing but a “PR stunt” to make her seem young and relevant”
    Do you guys really think that Madonna is saying this to a source ????? please socialitelife.celebuzz stop invent stories.

  2. james

    listen this is ridiculous.madonna is not pissed cause she never date a-rod.stop this.u never see then together and his ex wife e
    went into madonna concert to.she never date him.they are just friends ,they already said that.face it.they just have the same maneger

  3. melroe

    stop being such a ridiculous blog.what a supid assholes.madonna is fine and she is not dating

  4. Jared Smythe

    Please take a look at the right what
    do you see! Madonna’s BOYFRIEND who
    is wearing nothing but a towel. There
    is no way that the fake relationship
    with A-Rod is going to work. Get with
    the program she likes her latin men
    so Marc Anthony better watch out!

  5. mini

    jared madonna is not dating a-rod or even jesus.she is helping him cause she likes him.

  6. peachpie

    multiple poster, perhaps? hmmm…

    anyway, i think cynthia looks startling like emma watson from the harry potter movies. i thought it WAS her for a moment.

  7. peachpie

    @ peachpie:

    err… looks startlingLY like emma watson…

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