It just proves that just because a person has money does not guarantee they have taste. A more tacky wedding I have not seen.

I heard about the dress on a UK website and I have to say, it is much worse than I anticipated.

UGH! What about those Pimp rings and that awful crown, I mean really.

Geez- I thought Paris Hilton was vulgar!!!!

this is the worst of the worst-
was that chick in playboy with blonde hair at one time?

Last comment: The breasts……my heavens did she look in the sample catalogue and purposely order the largest, fakest breasts they had, she is going to float away, she is all breast…..maybe she is hiding her brains in there…….no, no, they are much too big for that, it has to be silicone or saline. Dreadful.

i don’t know what cost more, her ridiculous boobs or those ugly ass rings?!

how is she even going to close her hand with that ring going over her knuckle?

They call these two ‘Dosh and Pecs’ in the UK – they are the tabloid rivals of ‘Posh and Becks’…Victoria Beckham and Jordan have long had a feud, mostly because Jordan pointed out that Vicky has breast implants which she always denies. Jordan, however, cannot deny she has them, because they look like portable flotation devices. Egad.

I thought the dress was hideous but after seeing the groom’s beefy, stubby little fingers, I’m more grossed out by that than the sight of those two pathetic chavs!

Did anyone notice how short that man’s fingers are???

Is he even a man? Are those their kids? Who are these people???

So, he’s a female to male transexual and she’s a drag queen, right?

This is truly amazing. I have no words for her. For him, I say, just because your wife is made of plastic and tanning lotion doesn’t mean you need to be botoxed beyond all reason and bronzed silly just to compete.

The wedding of Princess Barbie and a young Liberace.

How is possible that we live in a world where people like THAT can amass that kind of money? This wedding ruptures the very fabric of space and time with its tackiness.

Somewhere Britney, Kevin, and Paris are feeling a unexplained sadness and a cold chill. Their place in the world is no more.

Who are these people? I see photos of them all over but have no clue who they are?

Everytime I look at this post, i just cant believe what I am seeing! That womans tits are bigger then her head!

I don’t think Peter Andre botoxed… I doubt he even has to, he’s only 20-something!

But it looks ridiculous. That crown… I think I watched VH1′s 100 worst dressed celebs, and Celine Dion was wearing some crown and was in the top 20, if I remember correctly. But at least she had the decency to don something white! Not this weird purple-ish pink!

And Peter Andres finger are like little sausages, lol!

Not to forget that cake which looks like it’s feces!

Here’s another example of why the British are so friggin’ great!!! These people are tacky even by American standards!!!

Jordan is a famous page 3 girl in the UK. She appears topless in british newspapers and makes calendars. She even tried to make it as a singer, wanted to be part of the European Songcontest representing the UK. Not suprisingly the viewers didn’t vote for her. Her husband is Peter Andre a c-list celebrity who is a singer and had a no.1 hit in the early nineties with the song Mystireous (sorry for the bad spelling) Girl. He wasn’t famous for that song but for the video in which he appeared showing off his sixpack in the entire videoclip. Since then he has appeared on a reality show where he met his wife Jordan. The little baby is his kid with Jordan. The bigger kid is Jordan’s with an english soccerplayer. After he discovered Jordan was pregnant he dumped her. Jordan’s real name is Katie Price. She only wants to be known as Katie nowadays because that’s classier…….

Oh yeah, i forgot to mention: The bigger kid is called Harvey. Very sadly he is blind and also has an other serious disease.

Oh and don’t think i’m a fan on them. I just love reading all the gossip magazines!!!!

Um, the carnival called. They want the freaky small-hand-man and the cotton candy machine back ASAP….

And who is the fat Asian kid on her lap?

What a clusterfuck of tackiness….

My sentiments exactly, Girly Girl!!!

Her implants are each bigger than her head, but she wants to be known as Katie because it’s classier.
There are no words.

She is soooo trying to be Chardonnay from Footballers Wives

http://www.footballerswives.tv/archive/arc_fw1/arc_fw1_ep3.html

Oh my! Look at that humongous tiara! It makes Paris’ tiaras look like nothing. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse….

I cannot stop laughing at this woman’s tits.

OHMIGOD, that guy looks JUST LIKE the host guy from the fancy restaurant from Ferris Beuller. Remember, the one that Ferris said “Touch me again and I call rat”.

Jordan IS Rat Boy.

Ewwwww!!!

These people are British and not American, right? Because when the Brits make fun of us for Paris and Tara (and who can blame them!), at least we can say we don’t own these two chuckleheads!

wow…….wow……..but, I swear…the very last pic looks like Bono and Marie Osmond….

I’m weirdly fascinated by … the cake. Are there _BOOBS_ on the… cake?

She looks oddly like one of those Barbie cakes little girls have for their birthday. A big mound of frosted cake with a barbie plunked down in the middle. Maybe she always wanted one as a girl and never got one, so now she’s overcompensating. Doesn’t your heart just break for her at the thought?…..yeah, I thought not.

That dress… on a smaller-chested woman, or with less cleavage showing… would look stunning. The way she wears it, it looks trashy. Personally, I like the whole fairy-tale thing… and who cares if the whole wedding is over the top? It’s her first wedding, and she’s only gonna have that “first wedding” once, may as well be how she wants it to be!

Peter Andre started off in Australia. Not sure if he was part of the soapie set, but definitely much like them in that they all want to be popstar/actors. He was mainly known for appearing with out shirts and having that stringy, greasy hair look that was popular for about 5 minutes in the early 90′s. Then he went off the radar when he moved to the UK.

this whole scene reminds me of Alice in Wonderland. Like a bad acid trip.

siiiiiiiiiiiick so gross it brings tears to my eyes

who ever they are, i am going to vomit……
The bride:Darling, could move my left boob to the right a little so that it is symmetrically aligned with my tiara.
And don’t forget to inject Botox on your forehead before we walk down the aisle.

Oh my goodness! All that pink is sickening. Those rings look like mafia rings. That cake looks like it was plopped together. Is she holding the ring bearer?

no, peter andre wasn’t on any soapies – i think he did a guest appearance but he’s had some hits in Australia. He grew up in tacky-ville – Queensland, Australia… They all look like that in the tropics.

A friend sent me this link and at first glance I thought it was Linsey McKenzie with the boobs and all (and brunette) but on closer inspection i realized it was Jordan..err..Katie Price..errr whoever. The pink British Pam Anderson on acid.
The pic with the kids is really quite odd and hopefully omitted from their album.
I know her home movie will never quite “do the job” any longer after gazing at this train wreck.

hey, somebody wanna explain the humungous-boob syndrome to me?

miss piggy and a looser what a great wedding !!!!!

Silasdog… I don’t get the whole massive-boobage thing, either. Then again, maybe it’s different when nature actually gives them to you as opposed to paying for them like she did. I’m also an F-cup, but holy shit I don’t feel the need to show it off to the world!!!

Hi i think jordens dress is lovley i want a wedding dress exactly the same. And i think peter looks great n anything! Love scarlett xx

Violet, thanks for responding. I would really like to hear more from the women regarding this obsession with getting jumbo boobs installed. Is this just to get attention? Do the big-boobers have more great sex than the normal-boobers? Do big boobs mean more in one’s paycheck? Do big boobs mean,”Come and get it” ? Let’s hear some anwers straight from the gut.

LOL well, Silas, mine were NOT installed by a doctor, mine are all natural…LOL!!

However, as a woman who has has massive boobage since the age of 14… I can answer the following truthfully…. and I can dispell the myth behind having massive boobs.

“Is this just to get attention?” Getting them installed, yes. These women think that they can get guys better with larger bust sizes. Too bad it’s the wrong kind of guy.

“Do the big-boobers have more great sex than the normal-boobers?”… HELL NO!! I HATE being on top because it hurts my frigging back and shoulders! I am lugging at least an extra 15 pounds on top!

“Do big boobs mean more in one’s paycheck?”… Don’t I frigging wish!! It doesn’t. Otherwise, I’d be a millionaire, and I’m not. In fact, it means I have LESS in my paycheck because decent, big bras that will keep these from becoming windsocks in the future are EXPENSIVE!! That is, when I can find my size at all (36 F isn’t exactly something you can find outside of a specialty shop). When I do, I can expect to pay $60 or so…and they’re NEVER on sale! I know JP Penney and Macy’s has my size, but they have NO support in them at all, and I’m athletic, so I have to have them stay in place.

“Do big boobs mean,”Come and get it” ?” …Nope. And ANY guy who gets THAT impression of me will most likely get slapped. I absolutely HATE being treated like some dumb bimbo, like I do not have a body above the neck, or like a total whore (and women can be JUST as bad, if not worse)…and I can be in a TURTLENECK and still get treated like that! To be honest, my chest is the part of my body that causes me the MOST trouble with my self-image. I feel it’s all guys look at when they first see me.

It’d be one thing for me to have bought these and cry about the way I’m treated, but thing is… I didn’t, they’re real….so I can bitch because I didn’t ask for them :-) So…while wome like Jordan will cough up thousands to have what I have… I’m gonna cough up thousands so I can be a cute, perky B-cup!

Ladies, take it from me, big boobs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be… be thrilled with what nature gave ya coz us big-chested gals would LOVE to have what you have!!

hehe=P talking *BAD TASTE* here=D it´s kind of funny=P are they serious? *lolz*

i feel sorry 4 her kid:(

oh god its like a barbie wedding creepy

Ok people there r no needs to be rude towards the children is there!?!?!? The kid on her lap is NOT A FAT ASIAN KID! That’s Jordan’s oldest son Harvey and he’s a very sick child, so why are u people making fun of him?
I think the admins of this site should delete Girly Girl’s post as it is very offensive, fair enough if u don’t like Jordan but to make fun of her sick child is just DISGUSTING!

Makes me proud to be British.

He looks like a reject from the band “Color Me Badd”. I love those pics – i can’t stop laughing – what a trainwreck!