A Fan’s Anguish

September 11th, 2007 // 36 Comments

I don’t have much to say about this other than this chick is my new favorite crazy. The way he screams “you bastards” made my year. The make-up, the hair, the crying. I don’t know whether this is fake or not but I know I’m in love. Britney should hire this guy as her new assistant. True love.

By J. Harvey

  1. Carrie

    Wow. What. The. Fuck.

  2. itsme

    I don’t think that is really a ‘chick’

  3. darklady

    That’s a boy named Chris Crocker. He’s all over myspace with his homemade videos, which are usually pretty funny.

  4. nymphetomine

    Jesus, I was scared for a second. I thought he or it was gonna crawl out of the screen like that slightly stranger chick from the Ring.

  5. chris crocker

    is the shit

  6. Sase

    I’m convinced s/he is not kidding. That is some serious shit, there.

  7. FreakyZ

    Chris again. Freaking out again. This dude is some funny shit. I always anticipate what he is going to come up with next.

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! hahaaahhaha

  8. amy

    A heartbreaking work of staggering genius. Did he record that in his fort made from mom’s old blankets?

  9. Rock&Republic

    This is too fucking funny. What a douche.

  10. sean

    this is a guy who has a bunch of out there video rants.. some weirdo gay guy seeking attention.

  11. chi

    Amy that was brillant! -mom’s blankets….. Oh so funny. This Chris kid is so annoying and his videos are lame. Please don’t post anymore of his silly attention starved rants.

  12. chi

    Amy that was brillant! -mom’s blankets….. Oh so funny. This Chris kid is so annoying and his videos are lame. Please don’t post anymore of his silly attention starved rants.

  13. Sarah

    I doubt that’s real. Either way, it’s creepy as hell. He really gets into it with the crying. Very disturbing.

  14. micia

    he’s good.

    the next lonelygirl15?

  15. StrangeGirl

    At the end he says “She is not well!!”

    Ummm, talk about not being “well”.

    What would have been the icing on the cake is if he could done the whole “I’m sobbing so hard I can’t catch my breath” routine. THAT would be something to see……..

  16. AaliyahsBabyDaddy

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE….ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new ringtone.

  17. seeldee

    Wow. Michael Jackson has never looked whiter.

  18. sandy

    You’re in love?
    Does Joey Fatone know about this?
    You’re gonna have some splainin’ to do!
    LOL!!

  19. Zebrok

    Damn, I didnt think it was possible but I have now seen a worse performance than the one Ms Spears gave. I mean come on, that dude needs a couple hundred more classes at the local communtiy rec center because the first 27 didnt work.

  20. Humpy

    I’d fuck that crazy mother fucker…

  21. grace

    i really feel for him; he’s been bullied like, his whole life, so he can totally sympathize with her, and everything he says really comes from the heart.

  22. steph

    oh my god grace you sad little girl

    IT’S FAKE.
    he does this for kicks because he thinks he’s funny

  23. d

    Just, lol.

  24. bkmagnolia

    that’s some HEAVY DUTY mascara.
    maybe it’s Maybeline.

  25. lmao

    He looks sorta like Avril Lavigne or whatever her name is.

  26. esme

    it’s like he’s channeling the Michael Jeter “homeless cabaret singer” from The Fisher King… “everything’s coming up videos!”

  27. wow

    probably has a dick up his ass- thats why he’s crying

  28. Joley

    He kinda looks like Avril

  29. Yep..it’s a guy named Chris Crocker. He wins the Silii Dork award. Great honor by the way.

    http://www.silii.com/silii-dork-award-goes-to-chris-tucker-leave-britney-spears-alone/

  30. i have watched this 10 times. chris crocker is a star baby. fuck yeah

  31. DZ

    does this fool know everything Britney does is expressly for publicity? freak…

  32. Kelsey

    Wow. That was like a train wreck, but I couldn’t look awak.

  33. robbyrob

    messed up thing is that this guy will probably get some show deal and become famous for this shit!!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2243837

  34. Mangoman

    What a Freak!!!

  35. Barry

    Gas chamber. Now…I’d not have a modicum of compunction gassing this ho.

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