A Perky Jessica Simpson

October 4th, 2005 // 45 Comments

She may have had one of those cappuccinos that Pamela Anderson was talking about.

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  2. Rusty

    Baby want drinky.

  3. Voteforsummer

    now if i only had some glass that needed cutting…

  4. Ashley

    Smugglin’ RAISINS!!

  5. RubbRubb

    Wow.

    Yum…speechless…

    /I don’t care if they’re fake.

  6. LuvChoo

    Urban, lives depend on getting rid of terrorists like you. Loosen that turban. It’ll do ya good.

  7. netty

    Oh please, she felt herself up right before she got out of the car!! More attention please….

  8. jim

    Her face is TERRIBLE, and on top of that she’s as appealing as hot dog water!

  9. tempy

    WOW…thats one sexy Hobbitt…

    I wonder who she was thinkin about when those party hats popped up.

    Or did she just snort a fat line….

  10. rhodey

    hey LuvChoo,
    stop with the racist comments. for your kind information, most terrorists don’t wear turbans. f***ing ignorant a**hole!

  11. Ryann

    Never mind her eye-piercing nips – That shirt is the real crime in this picture!! Tell me again who dresses these celebrities?

  12. twotoo

    Her face is BUSTED! She’s turning into Courtney Love–self-destruction, folks.

  13. Silasdog

    Does she own a bra?

  14. The Real Ian !

    she is wearing a bra and yes folks they are real she has natrually big breasts, and she is beautiful and is nothing wrong with her.

  15. Bill

    Love me some of that love juice. May I have a suck on those?

  16. doofus

    no, ian, they’re not COMPLETELY real. (not that they don’t look good most of the time…)

    check out some of her pics on awfulplasticsurgery.com.

    she’s got the whole “half-grapefruit” thing going on. natural boobs don’t do that, no matter how much you push them up.

  17. Kimmekap

    Look! Her breast are real and they are just big.. Just ask her dad…

  18. Silasdog

    Ok,it does look like she’s wearing a bra. But obviously it’s the kind of bra that allows erect nipples to pop through quite easily. Bottom line is that this wench is constantly projecting her boobs to the public. What a slut!

  19. KIM

    SHE IS NOT SLUT I MYSELF SOMETIMES HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM NO BRA CAN COVER NIPPLE ERECTIONS SILASDOG YOU R A JERK OFF AND YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE SHE DOES HAVE ON A BRA SEE THE STRAP UNDER THE SHIRT

  20. anon

    Maybe it’s the stitching in the bra.

  21. Silasdog

    Kim, you labor under a misconception. Try to see the proverbial “big picture.” It’s not the nips that make her a slut. It’s her entire public persona. She never relents from showing her boobs, her butt, and other nooks and crannies. That would be bad enough for a single woman, but isn’t she married? Either way, single or married, she just can’t stop showing her flesh to the public. No shame + no class = slut. Did I mention no talent.

  22. interplanet

    Not to mention the fact that she (and her sister) willingly let their dad pimp them in the name of God–Money. Would you writhe on top of a car 80% naked and wet in front of your DAD? He was standing on the sidelines in the making of that terribly dopey and desperate video. She doesn’t have a fuckin’ clue, dudes. She is so so sad.

  23. Silasdog

    Interplanet, thanks so much, I wasn’t gonna go there, so I’m glad you had the guts. This wench has touted herself as a Bible-believing Christian and continues to speak about how her faith is so important in her life. Oh really? Faith in who? Belief in what? Only the belief that the more skin she shows the money rolls in. Interplanet was right, she’s clueless, and as I said before, a slut.

  24. whatever

    At least it’s not her sister ashlee simpson.

    I swear ashlee is the fugliest thing I’ve seen in ages.

  25. Cynthia

    KIM NEEDS TO HIT HER CAPS LOCK BUTTON!

  26. Cynthia

    Is it just me, or does this girl looks wasted in this pic?

  27. The Real Ian !

    i can complain about the celebs with the best of them , but you get no love on this
    straight up
    jessica simpsons is one of the best looking and real person in the industry, she has great talent as a singer and great looks, i fyou read her biographys even as a kid she had enormous breasts wich caused the girl problems socially as a child , now as a grown women she embraces them ,she is also very buisness savvy, she is young and rich and got that way because she is smart , if you had a great pitching arm , you would enter baseball, strong legs, a runner, she is using what she has to her benifit, great body show it off , mags,calenders,movies, oh yea her multi platnium albums, she can sing,she can act i mean she did have her reality show on mtv and it did great , now before you go off listen, she isnt as dumb as she acted on the show , so she was acting the part to gin the viewers wich she did in mass amounts. she also has her own clothing line, fragrences,books,movies,albums, she is doing everything right, and too boot she is gorgeous, so im gonna let the errect nipples slide bye , not before i thoroughly gawk first ..thanks # 1 jessica simpson fan , IAN .PS. wasnt looking for an argument just sating some facts on her so chill out….

  28. The Real Ian !

    please excuse my typos my typing skills are not up to par.thanks

  29. ell

    I just heard her and Nick have called their marriage off! Oh no…. oh well???

  30. The Real Ian !

    hey ell,where did ya here that cuz she did a radio interview this morning kpow a MA station and was reporting everything was great and they are still searching for a new house.

  31. ell

    Ian, I heard it on the radio!

  32. JUICY

    JESSICA SIMPSON IS NOT PRETTY SHE IS WHITE, BLONDE, AND HAS BIG BOOBS….THAT’S IT.
    JULIA ROBERTS=UGLY
    SANDRA BULLOCK=UGLY
    DREW BARRYMORE=UGLY
    CAMERON DIAZ=UGLY
    AND THEY ARE NOT ALONE…..

  33. JUICY

    OH AND UGLY ASS PARIS HILTON

  34. The Real Ian !

    Jessica Simpson Felt Guilt Over Large Breasts
    Jessica Simpson hasn’t always loved her large breasts – she used to feel “guilty” about having them. The Dukes of Hazzard star admits she developed her ample assets at quite a young age, so it took her time to embrace them the way she does now. She says, “I had very big boobs at a young age… I was made to feel guilty about my body, and now people are buying the boobs I have.” Celebrity Spider

  35. The Real Ian !

    juicy what does being white have to do with anyhting. and are you really saying jessica simpson is ugly . i mean she made #4 on maxims hottest contest , so i must say pretty much everyone disagrees with you .lol

  36. JUICY

    TO: THE REAL IAN-

    YES I SAID JESSICA SIMPSON IS UGLY-JUST BECAUSE SHE MADE SOME LIST DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING; IN HOLLYWOOD AS LONG AS YOU’RE THIN AND WHITE YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL. I MENTIONED WHITE BECAUSE SHE WAS VOTED MOST BEAUTIFUL OVER BEYONCE AND SHE IS NO WHERE NEAR PRETTIER THAN BEYONCE….PERIOD. SO AGAIN I THINK JESSICA SIMPSON AND HER SISTER ARE UGLY. HOLLYWOOD SAYS PRETTY AND THE WHOLE WORLD AGREES…I HAVE MY OWN MIND AND SHE’S UGLY…

  37. SHAY

    JUICY IS RIGHT. JESSICA IS A BEAST. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT ANYONE THINKS THAT SHE IS CUTER THAN BEYONCE. AND FOR THOSE WHO DO STOP DOING DRUGS!

  38. OH HELL NO!

    janet’s ass on the other page looks better than her face…..she looks richard greico…

  39. The Real Ian !

    ok your right about your own opinion there like assholes everybody has one, how however your bullshit racist crap about being white makes you sound ignorant, me personally i think jess is beauitful and so is beyonce, however i disagree with your racisism , that is ugly. therefore guess what , making you ugly . so whether or not jess is hot or beyonce is better, no matter how ya cut it ALL RACISTS ARE FUCKIN UGLY ! PERIOD.
    juicy i wish everyone was colorblind however there not but as a black women you should understand how shitty it is to be pigeon holed bucause of color , so why do it in return , two wrongs dont make a right no matter what I am sure you are a smart and beauitiful minded person. you should act like it. im done , no sence writting back on this subject i wont come back to this one anyhow. im over it . peace. one love.

  40. tina willis

    nice nipples, but mine are better/bigger

  41. JUICY

    WHEN DID I EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME BEING BLACK? NOT THAT MY COLOR HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT….WHAT I SAID IS FACT AND YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH TRUTH….

  42. TheWhiteGuy

    Juicy = Shay. You can tell by the opinion, time frame & annoying ass CAPS LOCK.

    BUSTED!

    But I agree Jessica is not so BEAUTIFUL. She’s far from ugly, but not the hottest thing since sliced bread. I don’t think Beyonces’ cuter, cause Beyonce is your average country girl. Ashlee is a dog– even if she looks better on her new album. *cough–nose job–cough*

    But there are plenty of stars who are cute and plenty of those who are UGLY regardless of race.

    P.S. Juicy you know you are black. Stop playing homegirl.

  43. Skye

    I actually do see bra lines, but a bra is kind of useless if it can’t even hide your pointy little assets on a cold day.

  44. Lohan Vanderbilt

    I think she is great, and you have to admit that most of you are being a bit over the top in your replys i mean SILAsDOG – whats the go? you are so anti-Jess why bother wasting your time in writing a reply? i study pysch as part of my degree and it appears it is those who are unhappy with the way that they appear who are first to judge others. Hell i do it all the time but i am not degrading the person. As for calling her a SLUT whats with that honestly grow up and move on or get a hobby.
    LV

  45. bob

    If she’s having plastic surgery why not get her nose done? That would seem like the obvious choice to me.

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