This is one of the most amusing stories I’ve read in along time. Paul Davidson is one great storyteller.
A tip if you get the chance to go to a Toys ‘R’ Us with “Mac,” don’t hit him in the face with a Nerf baseball bat.
In a playful mood I pick up a nerf bat and I clock Mac in what was supposed to be his shoulder. Instead, it knocks him hard in the neck/chin, and the world completely comes to a screeching halt.
Mac: “What the hell did you just do?”
Me: “Sorry, man! S’all good!”
Read the full encounter at Words For My Enjoyment.