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I like nekkid people as much as anyone (possibly more), but Abercrombie & Fitch’s newly resuscitated quarterly magazine, set to arrive July 17, is making me feel a little dirty.

Chris Hansen‘s night reading will cost you $10 (and a one-way trip to hell) and is available for pre-order online, or later in stores.  The magazine has taken a bit of a hiatus since 2003.  Ironically, the issue ties in with A&F’s back-to-school campaign.  Ew.

The issue, which includes everything in our naughty gallery, was photographed by Bruce Weber and has a Hollywood screen test theme.  Frankly, it looks more like an underage orgy to me.  Nary a chest hair in sight, ya’ll!

Endeavor to feel the thrill of being a sexual predator by looking through the gallery.  I dare you.