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Let me just state this for the record. I HATE skinny jeans. Apparently Adam Lambert doesn’t. If I want to see a man’s penis, I’ll ask to see the man’s penis. Maybe that’s just his CD in his pocket?
He was strutting his stuff and his package last night at Bardot, where he had been hanging out with Samantha Ronson. The two left together, but drove off in separate cars.
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Cmag | November 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm
He’s very pretty. I kind of like the jeans. If you got it, flaunt it.
Marva | November 11, 2009 at 1:36 pm
If I asked Adam to show me his penis he’d probabably say “no.” I’m betting he’d tell you the same thing. So I’ll take what I can get! He’s got a good sense of style.
Jem | November 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
UNF!!!
maggie | November 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm
If you don’t like it…don’t look!!
Kathleen | November 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Fucking hot. The more buldge the better… with Adam that is. Not the creepy guy that works at the gas station.
Melissa | November 11, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I’m glad to see Adam’s penis takes Adam out on the town at times ;)
ravengirl | November 11, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Why in the hell are you complaining?
That’s like looking a gift penis in the, um, mouth.
jenny | November 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Sorry, a man that is well hung cannot hide it anymore that a woman walking around with double-Ds. You just can’t cage those puppies (package). I wish Adam’s jeans were a little bit tighter if you ask me. That man knows how to strut. S-E-X-Y.
Thud!
agrimesy | November 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Man, oh man, whatta man! Come on, it’s not like he’s wearing a codpiece or something. I’ve seen pics of Adam in trousers, and there’s just no hiding that thing!
nvam | November 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Wow. Don’t even need to click the “enlarge” button.
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Why is it ok for women to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. See his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
Men have penises. Get over it.
Tarey | November 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm
If you don’t like one of Adam’s most magnificent assets, try keeping your eyes above the waist. He is just so gorgeous all over. Love the pics, from head to toe.
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
Men have penises. Get over it.
shelby | November 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm
ohhhh….no…you are so wrong. me likey very much! Glambulge heaven. If those jeans were tighter, I’d be even happier. :)
That's hot. | November 11, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I love his personality. He’s hilarious and bubbly yet chill and smart.
And he’s so badass onstage, yet adorable offstage.
Edam | November 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Sooooo Hot! Adam Lambert gets sexier every day. I love him!
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
Men have penises. Get over it.
stargazer | November 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Work it Adam, work it! I’ll take whatever I can get!
KDL | November 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm
STRUT lol. He’s hot.
I love his personality. He’s hilarious and bubbly yet chill and smart.
And he’s so badas.s onstage, yet so sweet offstage.
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
Men have penises. Get over it.
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
Men have penises. Get over it.
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
Men have penises. Get over it.
KatieJ | November 11, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Sorry about the multiple posts. Website or my PC screwing up.
eja | November 11, 2009 at 3:54 pm
LMAO @ katie!
we can only dream adam wanted us to see his penis.
anne | November 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Wow, that thing even casts a shadow. The man is packing, he can’t help it.
Anod | November 11, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Skinny jeans LOVE Adam and his gorgeous long legs.
Wear them often and well, BB. Like you could do it any other way. :-) XOXO
ella | November 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Really???? Could this writer be any more juvenile? Sorry, not funny unless you’re in 3rd grade.
Anod | November 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Skinny jeans LOVE Adam and his gorgeous long legs.
Wear them often and well, BB. Like you could do it any other way. :-) XOXO
ali | November 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Really??? Could the writer be any more juvenile?? Sorry, not funny unless you’re in 3rd grade!
Anod | November 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Skinny jeans LOVE Adam and his gorgeous long legs.
Wear them often and well, BB. Like you could do it any other way. :-) XOXO
Rocker Girl | November 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm
If it is OK for Women to show their stuff, then it is certainly OK for a Man to do it!
Love the skinny jeans – too bad more men (with good assets) don’t do the same. No wonder so many women love the Glambulge and Adam – not to mention his outstanding vocals.
Get over it, he likes the tight look and is not afraid to strut his stuff… BTW there is a song on his album titled “Strut”
Blondiegrrl | November 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Well I keep asking, but he won’t show me. :(
So I’ll just have to settle for the skinny jeans.
AhDamn! | November 11, 2009 at 4:23 pm
You people are sick. What the hell is wrong with you? How dare you post these pictures highlighting Adam’s bulge? Do you know I lost almost an hour of my day while I carefully studied each picture? Do you know that I now need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke? Please stop posting these kinds of pictures of him unless you want me to come back again and again to your website to ogle!
Sarah | November 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Grow the f- up, “Miu.” If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. Problem solved.
AhDamn | November 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
You people are sick. What the hell is wrong with you? How dare you post these pictures highlighting Adam’s bulge? Do you know I lost almost an hour of my day while I carefully studied each picture? Do you know that I now need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke? Please stop posting these kinds of pictures of him unless you want me to come back again and again to your website to ogle!
Lissa | November 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm
We can only dream that one day we will get to see the actual glambulge in all it’s glory. I just glanced right and there is Pam Anderson with her quadruple D’s exposed – why aren’t you complaining about that?
Michelle | November 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm
What a stupid article! But thanks for those yummy pictures!! They just made my day! I agree with the other comments. If women can flaunt their assets, why can’t men?
Adam can flaunt his ASSets and his penis at me, whenever he likes.
Anod | November 11, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I have only one suggestion…
Adam,
Polish + Boots = WIN
Trust me on this.
KatieJ, See no worries on multiposts LOL
Elizabeth | November 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Adam, you are the most gorgeous man. Love your confidence, love your style, love your intelligence, love your voice, and DON’T EVER STOP WEARING THE SKINNY JEANS !!!!!
Elizabeth | November 11, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Adam, you are the most gorgeous man. Love your confidence, love your style, love your intelligence, love your voice, and DON’T EVER STOP WEARING THE SKINNY JEANS !!!!!
oyeah! | November 11, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I see a gorgeous man wearing a pair of pants that fit him to a ‘T’ (or a ‘P’, if we’re staying on topic). Some people have a problem with perfection. Obviously you’re one of them. My suggestion: Don’t resist,ENJOY!!
Cuddly | November 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm
He’s tall, it’s called proportion. Don’t blame Adam, like the rest of us, he’s the result of genetics and God’s design. He’s a man, he has a penis… While I’m sure its a very pretty penis, you can really see anything. Get over it!
Sheesh!!!
allusion | November 11, 2009 at 5:41 pm
What a stupid blog. There is nothing remotely noteworthy with those pants they are normal skinny jeans. You see his iphone in his pocket more than any penis outline. Obviously you have never seen tour stage clothing if everyday jeans turn you on that much. Grow up..
skylarvon | November 11, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Another “Adam reference” glass ceiling shattered and it turns out he’s a boy!
Oyeah! | November 11, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I noticed the ‘Glambulge’ when Adam strutted the stage during His ‘Black or White” performance on AI. I also noticed his beauty… hair,smile,eyes,swagger….and of course,his fabulous voice!! He is/has the total package!!!
Betsy Boop | November 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Maybe some day Adam Lambert’s penis will enjoy a night in me….ooopss I meant in with me.
Mary | November 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Ridiculous article. But darn he is fine, Darling this is Adam style which is beautiful. It may be in your best interest not to post these type of pictures. His whole body must accompany him when hes out on the town.
L.J. | November 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Myself I prefer a nice quiet night in. Maybe some day Adam Lambert and his penis will spend a night in me…oops..I mean in with me.
Ura Tease | November 11, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Geesh, what a tease (you, not Adam, though he is probably one too). You go and get us all hot and bothered with that title thinking we’re gonna see something not seen before and no such luck. There was more Glambulge action in every one of his concert videos than there is in any of these pictures. I agree with the others here – if women can run around with the junk in their trunk hanging out and their cups running over for all the world to ogle then what’s your gripe with a hot hot HOT guy like Adam giving us a glimpse of his huge…TALENT? You’re probably just frustrated and jealous cuz he “doesn’t put it in there”.
Karen862 | November 11, 2009 at 7:26 pm
WOW!!! Thank you for the beautiful pictures :) 20 of them!!! You must be a total Adam fan to post that many of these gorgeous pictures. If ya got, flaunt it and Adam’s got it and he flaunts it so well. Thanks again.